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best thing to say to a break up victim

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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, a few of my friends, both guys and girls are breakin up with there girlfriends/boyfriends. I usually go with that story 'ure good looking, so dont worry', 'there are other fish in the sea', and the most popular 'maybe it just wasnt meant to be'. As you can tell, these get tired out really quick. I'm gonna be a little bit serious here, and ask for other ways to make em feel betters that are different.






LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time
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Jun 9 2003 7:58PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
ha ha, you fucking suck, that bitch is to good for you you loser herpee filled cum bucket!
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Jun 9 2003 8:12PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
you deserved better... like me.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 9 2003 8:14PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
^how subtle
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Jun 9 2003 8:16PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
my above comment was intended for blindblinds
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everyone is entitled to the above opinion.

'the walrus is in the barn' - brad holmes

'the bible is the most shoplifted book in the unted states' - Froggy
Jun 9 2003 8:17PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
''complaining won't help the situation, suck it up you whiny ass bitch''
-chris
Jun 9 2003 8:38PM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
just say 'meh, he had a small dick anyways,.... not that i saw it or anything...'

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And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.
So before you knock it try it first,
Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
Jun 9 2003 8:40PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
you'll get over it
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Jun 9 2003 8:41PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahaha Jen that was classic

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You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

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Jun 9 2003 8:46PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
'stop whining about it you little girl, she didnt even like you'
'Dude, I gotta tell you about something sick that happened last year... ... .. Ohh wait, that was today' Mike G
Jun 9 2003 9:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, how about something that wont make my friends try a suicide bombing in my house






LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time
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Jun 9 2003 9:18PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
if they dumped the other, then just like agree, and support them, so they don't feel like they made the wrong decision

if they got shit on, then, just make it seem like everything will work out okay, andif they can't accept that, just be like 'oh, she just needed time apart' = she hated you, fag


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 9 2003 9:19PM
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--VADER--
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
tell them its okay becasue... VADER HATES THEM.
Jun 9 2003 9:29PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
make 'em some comfort food, if they're really whining......

like redbull ice cream floats or something.....

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Jun 9 2003 9:49PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
wow redbull ice cream floats sound sick, i have to try one
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Jun 9 2003 9:53PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
pack them a nice deep bowl and give 'em a handle of jack and they should be cured by the time they regain conscienceness...if they do


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Jun 9 2003 10:00PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
'FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU CAN JUST SUCK MY DICK'


''I didn't wanna fuck that kid in the ass 'cuz I'm a fag, I just wanted to let him know that he's a bitch!'' -LOKA$H
Jun 9 2003 10:14PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I can't think of anything serious, but if I could, I would post it since you asked for something serious and everyone is giving dumb answers. So, I hope that helps.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 9 2003 10:32PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
show up at their door with a 40 of jd


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 9 2003 10:40PM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
If its a girl give her a hug and tell her that she deserves better then him or that he doesnt know what he lost and just be her friend and just shut up and listen... oh ya and if she asks questions 'dumb' post break up questions always answer no with positive reinforcement... like 'no, ur not fat why would you even think that. you so pretty / gorgeous/ *just not cute BAD word* but ya... my guy friends were just there.. oh ya and just keep busy... like go out the movies together or whatever...
the best line i ever got from a friend after my bf and i broke up was 'thats so shitty... that poor bastard doesnt know what he lost!'
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Jun 9 2003 10:52PM
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mmm4twintips
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 11
i would go with laterils advice take them out and get them drunk.
They you dont have to think of anything smart to say cus whatever you say never works.

Go for Drunk.Thats your best bet
Jun 9 2003 11:35PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
whatever you do don't cut up the person they were goin out with. because it's really uncomfortable when they get back together and your buddy (brother im my case) knows exactly what you think of them.
-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
Jun 10 2003 2:11AM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
pass him/her an acholic beverage...
hehe beverage

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Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

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Jun 10 2003 10:37AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
put duct tape around a bottle of advil, then tell them to drink your magic beads


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 10 2003 11:20AM
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johnnypsunami
Posts: 5024 - Karma: 221
lateralis definatly has the right idea
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Jun 10 2003 11:24AM
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rwkobs
Posts: 286 - Karma: 10
Tell 'em what you need to, but don't use the 'I just want to be friends' line. In truth, you will never be good friends again (unless you hookup again).
Jun 10 2003 1:50PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i heard you're out like yesterdays tampon.

welcome to dumpsville. population: you.

you need to go out and have sex with basketball players and greek men.

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Jun 10 2003 2:38PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
No words just tequila
Jun 10 2003 2:42PM
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