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We are all going to die on april 13 2036 (friday the 13th)
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thats intense and funny how a stonesthrow of a distance is like 20,000 miles
well all be dead already if we melt from global warming or wwIII though, which im kind of expecting, so its ok
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Yeah, i doubt the accuracy of that shit.
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but its always that what if... and april 13th... thats messed up
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I think I was watching something about this on the discovery channel the other day and while its a super low chance its still pretty crazy.
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We have and will have better technology that can destroy the asteroid years before it comes close to us if it were to come down to that.
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supposivly they bump it or something... but it only comes near earth like every 20 years so NASA better get moving
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And april 13th, 2036 is a sunday...
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your right nevermind we find out april 13th 2029 if we will die or not and then it happens 7 years later
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And I will eat a turkey sandwich. The breeze will be light. The pigeons in town square will be unusually restless.
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there's always that threat. and it's so far in the future that we have time to do something about it.
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i shit my pants in the begining then i read how likely it was to happen
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i was born on friday the 13th. no joke
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i remember watching that on the discovery channel. it wa ssweet, when it passes it will be closer then the moon is to us. we are suposed to have a couple other close calls in the next 50 years or so too.
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oh and thats crazy how they can predict with such perfection, so far in advance
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Cuz them niggas just got hit by an asteriod.
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Oh yeah technology didn't completley change and advance in the last 10 years and of course there is no more room for advance before 2036. Shut the fuck up.
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HOLY FUCK SHITS GONNA GO DOWN
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im slammin niggas like shaquele shit is reel wen its time to eat a meal i robb and steal cus mobb duke aint givving me shit so for da bread and butter i leave niggas in da gutta
GIMME DA LOOT GIMME DA LOOT
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Everybody needs to calm the fuck down...this has happened before.
Bruce Willis and his crew of oil drillers save the world, partially thanks to Aerosmith's inspiring lyrics.
Armagedon doesn't scare me.
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is dowalibeast gonna have to quote a bitch?
ahem...
". The fanciful mission in the 1998 movie Armageddon -- to drill a hole
more than 800 ft. into an asteroid and detonate a nuclear bomb inside
it -- is about as technically feasible as time travel. In reality,
after April 13, 2029, there would be little we could do but plot the
precise impact point and start evacuating people."
Time Travel? Can YOU achieve time travel? Me neither, and I don't think it's happening anytime soon. There is technology to push it off course, but blowing it up is a defiante no. so YOU shut the fuck up. weiner.
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they will just blow it up, JUST LIKE HOLLY WOOD!
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california needs a good washing, i hear that is where a lot of shit collects.
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pfft, we will all be blown up from some kind of war, before that happens
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It's probably just an April's fools.
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yea an april fools joke 22 years early.
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Haha, no, 12 days late. Cause when that day comes they'll just be like "April fools!" Get it?
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least i got plenty of time to ski before that date comes.
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if you believe this shit, just kill yourself now, your a loser.
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and the title of the thread is wrong... the article says 2029.
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we'll probably have a nuclear war before that anyway
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physicists dont deal in probabilities. its either going to hit or not. physicists would know right now whether or not its going to hit. it would be impossible for them not to know.
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holy shast thats mad scary.
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my last run will be the most epic shit ever. Finish session with the crew, spark that one final perfect blunt, blue skys and soft snow, come bombing outta the woods as the meteroid comes down , bomb the whole mountain switch going like 60mph carving and buttering off everything, like 2 mins left to impact, thugs leak a tear, hugs and goodbyes. Bombing crew formation into the 60ft lip everyone right next to each other in the air spinning, corked, busting shiftys, so high RIP
booom
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someone throw this dude a cookie?
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you're gonna be carving switch at 60 mph and smoking blunts in 29 years?
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fuck where is Ben Affleck when you need him
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The article also says:
DON'T EVACUATE just yet. Although we can't force Apophis to miss the Earth after 2029, we have the technology to nudge it slightly off course well before then, causing it to miss the keyhole in the first place. According to NASA, a simple 1-ton "kinetic energy impactor" spacecraft thumping into Apophis at 5000 mph would do the trick. We already have a template for such a mission: NASA's Deep Impact space probe -- named after another 1998 cosmic-collision movie -- slammed into the comet Tempel 1 in 2005 to gather data about the composition of its surface. Alternatively, an ion-drive-powered "gravity tractor" spacecraft could hover above Apophis and use its own tiny gravity to gently pull the asteroid off course.
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No doubt, a meteor is guaranteed to hit earth, the question is when, people seem to think that the earth is protected by a force field or some shit, but in reality we are sitting out in space, very vulnerable to being hit by a large object floating around in the vacuum of space. That will be an amazing site to see someday too, the question is whether it will be in our lifetime. If we dont kill off our race here on earth, an asteroid will definately take us out someday though, it sucks.
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yeh that technology is called Ben affleck. I think if Liv Tyler was gonna be my wife I'd be able to stop an asteroid too.
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