Replying to Why the East has no snow

A few days ago I walked out and realized how littlesnow eastern canada is getting. Global warming just seems like to easy of an answer so I came up with this. Western ski resorts have joined forces and bought hundreds of jumbo planes. They send these planes across canada and during the night they just unleash these massive vaacums and steal all of our snow. That would explain the terrible snow conditions in the east, the sickening amount of snow in the west..and the rain in the east? Well! Thats caused by the gas emitions from all the planes the western ski resort send over here. If this theory doesnt make sense than what does?