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Dominic
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?
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Jun 8 2003 1:37PM
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Dominic
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this is probably the dumbest post ever that's what i should have called it.
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Jun 8 2003 1:38PM
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weazelzb
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hed chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood


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Jun 8 2003 1:39PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
true to that i geuss
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Jun 8 2003 1:39PM
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Dominic
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i heard in some university they actually made a study on that
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Jun 8 2003 1:40PM
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rsd
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lol yeah there was a 'farside' comic on that once, it was a S.A.T question or something.... it was funny...
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Jun 8 2003 1:44PM
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P-JO
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spongebob square pants


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Jun 8 2003 1:45PM
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Papa
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this thread is proof of the steady decline in quality threads, fuck you dominic
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Jun 8 2003 1:56PM
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rossignolscratch
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chuck chuck wood wood.....wtf???
Jun 8 2003 1:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the answer is 20 board feet. I dunno how many centimeters that is for you non americans.

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Jun 8 2003 2:04PM
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Froggy
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In Denmark, your drivers liscence may be revoked if you do not thouroughly check beneath your vehicle for children.
Jun 8 2003 2:13PM
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aggro_sk8
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a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood


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Jun 8 2003 3:39PM
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Krongos
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fuckin dumb
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Jun 8 2003 3:58PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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do u go outside?

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Jun 8 2003 4:01PM
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kcorrigan
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how do you chuck wood?
Jun 8 2003 10:00PM
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PuNkStA
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with a woodchucker or if you prefer just a chucker.
Jun 8 2003 10:40PM
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hucksterjibber15
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if a woodchuck cou chuck wood, mind you, why would he chuck wood. presumeably a woodchuck would only chuck wood if that very woodchuck wanted to prove to himself that he could chuck wood. But if that same woodchuck knew he coud chuck wood why wood he chuck wood. And also it might make the slightest difference if that wood chuck had a woody. Maybe, just maye, a woodcuck was out for a sunday stroll whe he noticed another oodchuck chucking wood. when he noticed that that other woodchuck's chuckin toothwas hurt, he went over to help this other woodchuck because this female woodchuck made the deal that if he could chuck enough wood she would take care of his woody.god dman it all. look at you made me think. fuck you dominic
i hate posers. Why do most people hate the winter, i dont understand. POT thanx to harvey and all others who contribute greatly to it for makin this site the best freeskiing community in the world.
Jun 9 2003 12:21AM
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SaraJ
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i didn't even read that...^

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Jun 9 2003 12:23AM
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Ronin
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its just too long^
Jun 9 2003 1:32AM
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hucksterjibber15
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that was my deepest feelings ever
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
Jun 9 2003 10:11AM
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west
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your all gonna burn





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Jun 9 2003 10:21AM
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mikee
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in hell I may add

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Jun 9 2003 12:11PM
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KWagner
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i love it how no one on this site reads any posts over three words long... I doubt anyone will ever read this either
Jun 9 2003 12:58PM
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Girays_Brother
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a wood chuck could chuck as much as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Crazy midget productions

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Jun 9 2003 1:17PM
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Hedekar
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How many boots could the three phils fill, if the three phills could fill boots?






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Jun 9 2003 1:31PM
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mikee
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6 i suppose.

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Jun 9 2003 2:27PM
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Am.Aaron
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u can make these things out of compound words..'how many chairs could a chairlift lift if a chairlift could lift chairs?'
wHeN iN dOuBt, HuCk YoUr WaY oUt!!!
Jun 9 2003 2:55PM
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KWagner
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how many dows could a window win if a window could win wins... nope doesn't work
Jun 9 2003 2:57PM
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Dominic
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no ever has anything interesting to talk about on here i do admit though this forum is fucked up
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Jun 9 2003 4:12PM
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Dominic
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how many posts could a post whore post if a post whore could post posts

That's dum
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Jun 9 2003 6:52PM
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*cowboy*
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Ask snow bunny
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Jun 9 2003 8:20PM
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SaraJ
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^that reply was like gold...bahaha

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Jun 10 2003 12:31AM
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hucksterjibber15
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ive visited this post way too many times.wtf
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
Jun 13 2003 12:17AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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hucksterjibber15, i read the entire thing, and it was pretty funny, love the randomness of all of it

He who dares wins
Jun 13 2003 12:24AM
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