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hobbes
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I come to you newschoolers.com in a time of need. I have a wrestling meet thid weekend and weigh-in's are tomorrow. I weighed myself 30 minutes ago and I am 142 and I need to get down to under 139. If you have any suggestions on how to achieve this, it would be greatly aprieacted.
Jan 8 2007 5:20PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
Don't eat anything but water and jello
Jan 8 2007 5:20PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Do you have to pass a hydration test? If I were you I'd go to the sauna and sweat it out maybe do alot of cardio
Jan 8 2007 5:21PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
start running. eat small meals every 3 hours .. and if you need to do it in that about of time i mean like granola bar and a pice of fruit. its not healthy but you'll loose it. you'll be going into negative enrgys but still ging your body something to run off of .. dont stop eating that will just shock you and you wont loose anything. plus you dont have any enrgy when its time to be on the mat.
Jan 8 2007 5:24PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
i don't ahve to worry about energy for the meet because it's on saturday and i can go a day in school with no energy.
Jan 8 2007 5:27PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
trashbag suit with layered clothes. run. sauna. laxative. beat off
Jan 8 2007 5:29PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
chew gum and spit into a bottle, every water bottle or 16oz is obvisously a pound. If your a real bad ass chew some tobacco, your really lose so much water wieght, i'm serious do it
Jan 8 2007 5:29PM
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DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
go to a sauna wearing swearters and a garbage bag around u..thatll do it no doubt
Jan 8 2007 5:31PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
you would die
Jan 8 2007 5:32PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
take a big dump before you get on the scale
Jan 8 2007 5:33PM
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C.Stone
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EXLAX
Jan 8 2007 5:36PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
Don't alot of people do salt baths as well?
Jan 8 2007 6:20PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
get your finger and stick it down your throat

exlax

go in a hot bath or hot tub if you have one

steam room preferably

you know, really ruin your body so you get to enter the fight only to get tooled due to serious dehydration
Jan 8 2007 6:23PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
put a trash bag on, then a couple layers of sweatsuit, then run or bike for a long time
Jan 8 2007 6:23PM
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akerbacker
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sweat as much as u can.
Jan 8 2007 6:25PM
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cobra_commander
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occationaly people do die, but back when horse racing was the cool thing to do, jockey's would basicaly put on a big rubber suit like a dry suit but thicker along with sweaters and run around the track a few times and then go into a sauna.
Jan 8 2007 6:25PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
chew gum and spit into a bottle, every water bottle or 16oz is obvisously a pound. If your a real bad ass chew some tobacco, your really lose so much water wieght, i'm serious do it

i know i said that but i am telling it will work and you could do it throughout school with the gum
Jan 8 2007 6:27PM
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SharfSchutze
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
They wouldn't use a sauna, not back in the thirties. Instead they went and sat ina giant pile of horse shit. No lie. That shit locked in heat real good.
Jan 8 2007 7:54PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
^no they didn't.
they puked and never ate.
Jan 8 2007 9:50PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
just stick a vacuum down your throat
Jan 8 2007 9:52PM
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aly_kat
Posts: 16 - Karma: 9
run...a lot.
Jan 8 2007 10:37PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
16 fl oz doesn't weigh a pound.
Jan 8 2007 10:41PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
if you get really dehydrated you can loose it, i suggest go running, don't eat or drink...even though it's unhealthy
Jan 8 2007 10:42PM
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rosemariekaitlin
Posts: 650 - Karma: 15
just make sure you don't end up gaining muscle weight (like in your legs from running and stuff)
Jan 8 2007 10:46PM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
if you have sex you loses 200 calories so have sex 9 times by that time of the weigh in
Jan 8 2007 11:42PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
fast..
Jan 9 2007 2:37AM
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lastxlight
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Don't fast (youll gain weight seriously)

Dont puke, exlax wont do enough.


Negative calories, salty vegetables.


Weightloss drinks.



Jan 9 2007 2:40AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
losing weight isnt hard, it just takes patience. you just have to burn more calories than you intake. What I did was just drink a buttload of water whenever you are hungry, until you feel full. see if you can get to 3 meals a day.
Jan 9 2007 3:05AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
no, this is wrestling. drinking water does NOT work.


two of my really good friends in high school were wrestlers, and i watched them do this before every single match...

1) eat very little, and only bread, or salad
2) dont drink much...in fact, as little as possible
3) the night before the weigh in, throw on as many layers as possible, ie - ski shit and stuff like that, get on a bike/treadmill, and just go at it...
4) bring a small power snack to eat once you've weighed in, like something with peanut butter and a gatorade


im surprised you dont already know how to do this...first year wrestling?
Jan 9 2007 4:01AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
go to bikram yoga and sweat a shitload. they set the room to 105 degrees. for an hour and a half of intensely vigorous sweaty positions. you should drop at least a lb of water weight.

plus it clears your mind and takes away so much stress. and stress increases weight gain. sooo hopefully you have a bikram yoga place near u.
Jan 9 2007 10:14AM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i live with two wrestlers who are on the canadian wrestling team,and they are constantly cutting weight. they do it by losing water weight. so basically, drink as little fluids as possible without dehydrating yourself, and eat mostly vegetables. bring a gatorade or two for the match.
Jan 9 2007 10:50AM
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mike720b
Posts: 669 - Karma: 27
im not gonna lie..this sounds like the best way.. or substitute beating of with fucking a girl..hopefully you sweat more than you would beating off
Jan 9 2007 2:22PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
smoke refer
Jan 9 2007 4:12PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
^Do cocaine
Jan 9 2007 4:23PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
there is a very good solution to this. clearly u have to do coke every day and also u should purge ur food out just sitck ur hand down utr throat andf ur set. thats the mans way to do things
Jan 9 2007 4:32PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
wear the trashbag suit and lots of layered clothes then go run like 4 miles and ull sweat off quite a bit... take a huge dump... then spit everything that comes naturally to ur mouth...
Jan 9 2007 4:36PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
another tip is to wear a shitload of clothes to bed at night.  Also eat saltines if you get hungry.
Jan 9 2007 5:04PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
smoke rocks nigga
Jan 9 2007 5:09PM
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Rich
Posts: 921 - Karma: 11

a standard crap weighs about 2 pounds.  You can easily lose a pound or two before the day and then just take a shit before weigh in and you're sorted.

Jan 9 2007 5:17PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
i agree one bottle of water is a lb. water weight is easy to burn, dont drink!
Jan 9 2007 8:58PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
cut off your foot.
Jan 9 2007 9:32PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
cut off your balls ears and nose you don't need them for wrestling
Jan 9 2007 9:39PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
you need your balls for testestorone or however you spell it
Jan 9 2007 9:41PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
open your window for the night, put ur fan on you. put a sweat shirt on and curl up in a ball. ull shiver all night but shivering burns calories, if u sleep for about 8 hours ull burn enough calories for about one or two pounds, maybe more. my health teacher was a wrestler and thats how he used to do it. plus, piss as much as u can
Jan 9 2007 9:43PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
uh yeah and catch hypothermia,sounds splendid
Jan 9 2007 9:46PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
theres a kid in my one class who eats fruit snacks but cant swallow and spits everything into water bottles... the fruit snacks are to get the saliva out

weiiiird
Jan 9 2007 9:47PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
its been done a billion times, it depends on how cold it is, i prolly wouldnt risk it if its below 30
Jan 9 2007 9:50PM
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RobotTom
Posts: 544 - Karma: 21
back in my wretling days id run around the pool at my school in full sweats and the warmest clothes i could find, as well as forcing shits, and making urself throw up as a last resort.
Jan 9 2007 11:18PM
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supervore
Posts: 613 - Karma: 10
alright, im a college wrestler and i'll tell you this.. 3 lbs is nothing. first thing, sleep and dont drink water. when you wake up in the morning, give yourself 2 hours before weigh ins and check your weight, hopefully its within 1.5 lbs, and a nice hard short run should get you down there with sweats. try to find a humid environment to help you sweat, if possible
Jan 9 2007 11:46PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
dude you're on a wrestling team and you need ns to help you drop a few pounds?
Jan 10 2007 12:30AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
ahhahhaahhahha fuck.

why do you need to be fucking tiny for wrestling? wouldnt being a fatass work to your advantage?
Jan 10 2007 2:21AM
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