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Funniest moment of my life (winter break funny stories)
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Im with my family and cousins and aunt, and were all downstairs eating dinner in our condo in breck. we called for my dad and he never came down so we just started eating.
he finally comes down and is pissed at my mom cuz he's wierd and likes to eat with the family and we were almost done. so i was like
"dad calm down your eating arent you? just chill out"
he responds "stay out of this sean! just be quiet!"
and i go "fine whatever" and then he goes "just do it okay!"
haha and me being the dick and i just saw starsky and hutch goes
"do it.. do it"
haha "THATS IT GET OUTTA HERE JUST LEAVE"
i almost pissed myself.
n e one have good funny stories from winter break
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this girl drank way too much on new years eve and she puking and we think shes done then she sits up and coughs up vomit all over this annoying girl. she was covered and then the drunk chic just lay back down.
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i just threw up in my mouth.
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my girlfriend (who was EXTREMELY intoxicated) was following this poor guy around and letting it be known to everything that "THIS GUY'S NEVER GETTING LAID!" like telling people that while he was standing right in front of her. then she had some fun in the snowback... "real niggas don't puke!"
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umm. Me my girlfriend and my girlfriends friend stayed in the one dressing room in the disney store untill little kids moms got mad. Wasnt that fun but they got a kick out of it
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once i pissed all over this kid with liek 3 other kids. ( he is a total style whore and it needed to be done) pluss we were rerally drunk and we did it each liek a few times. he was stitting on these deck steps when we did it and was half awake, we told him what we had odne and he went ooo cool thanks guys and then threwup allover hiom self. i almost shit my pants laughing. that would make ahot scat porno if u ask me
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i heard you fucked him in the ass after that. is that true?
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no i was the kid, but he video taped
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i was having a skate sesh in my friends basement with my two friends, and by chance they were both trying some flip tricks so they were looking down, and so they both were pushing and went right into eachother and hit head first then there boards crashed into each others shin's and they were both on the ground for like 10 minutes and i was laughing at them,then my one friend got up while my other friend was still on the ground and then we both started laughing at him. good times
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me and my buddy were blazed on new years and told my waffle iron to fuck off for beeping when there was nothing in it.
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Haha you got raped in the ass and pissed on.
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nononono, i got pissed on then ass-raped
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on new years eve we were in the parking lot of squaw and we just randomly me this group of russians. anyways, these guys were fucking nuts. none of them could talk straightnad the wanted to box us and everything
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