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I've been made a pirate!

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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I was walking home last week and i wasn't 30 feet from my front door when these six guys jumped me. One of them had a paintball gun and shot me in the eye and well long story short I won't be able to see out of my right eye untill fall and i'm incredibly fucked up because of the general anesthetic i've had. But hey i've got a patch taped on to my face and I'll be back in the whole seeing bussiness by ski season so it's not all bad. And what the hell is with the site going crazy different? Now i'm just ranting, if only they had prescribed me medical marijuana for the pain and not this crappy codeine which just makes it hard for me to poop.

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Jun 7 2003 2:47PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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that sucks dude. whyd they jump u
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Jun 7 2003 2:49PM
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CalgaryJibber
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you shoulda pulled your shank..
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Jun 7 2003 2:50PM
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lineskier10
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yeah were they just holding you up or did they have something against you, either way they should be caught and beaten, did you know if they were caught
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Jun 7 2003 2:54PM
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Diabhal
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They were just really stoned and looking for a fight. And I really wish I had brought a knife or something just to leave a mark on them.

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
Jun 7 2003 2:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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stoned and looking for a fight? Ive never heard such a thing.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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Jun 7 2003 2:58PM
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WIfreeskier
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i never really wanna fight when i'm stoned. if i really wanna kick someone's ass, it's usually when i'm drunk that i wanna do it.
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Jun 7 2003 6:15PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Tell on the kids that jumped you to their moms, that always works, yeah but that sucks..


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Jun 7 2003 6:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
too bad youre a pirate. Now all the ninjas are gonna kick your ass too.

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Jun 7 2003 7:50PM
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dilla_says_go
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dude pirates can take ninjas any day of the week. they're so badass.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 7 2003 7:56PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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pirates can not take a ninja. Ninjas flip out ALL THE TIME.

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Jun 7 2003 9:16PM
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AJ_concepts
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yeah my friend got hit in the eye with a paintball last year. it happend on the first day of summer vacation and he couldnt go outside all summer. and he had to miss out on a sweet trip to Cedar Point because he couldnt ride any rides casue of the preasure that would build up. but n e ways that sux dude. and it doent matter if pirates would get their asses kicked by nijas becaause both of them would get destroyed by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Jun 7 2003 9:16PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
fuck you, taint. pirates can shoot lasers out of their eyeballs, and besides ninjas just walk around with boners all the time and pork eachother softly in the rear.

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Aug 19 2003 5:06PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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ninjas always beat pirates. Thats just the way things go. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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Aug 19 2003 5:21PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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NINJAS are fucking CRAZY I once dated a Ninja he was fucked up he'd always be all 'wanna' wrestle' and I'm like 'yeahhhhh' and then he fucking beats the shit out of me! Crazy stuff.




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Aug 19 2003 5:29PM
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Freeskifro
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^but you told the cops you fell down the stairs, right? I wish it I was a pirate but I als o wish I don't have to be beaten up to look like one.


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Aug 19 2003 5:35PM
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seward
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i say we get together a good ol fashioned newschoolers boot fucking and find those guys.

i dont mind fights, but 6 on 1?. thats just fucking pussy shit


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Aug 19 2003 6:12PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
BOOO. this fuckin sucks, i thought this thread was going to be about fuckin goin out to sea with treasure and beards and parrots and wooden legs and eyepatches and shit...fuckin paintball, so weak.

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Aug 19 2003 7:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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cj did you read MY post?! I dated a ninja! And he would bust out the skills on my ALL the time!




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Aug 19 2003 7:39PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i have a pirate flag on my sailboat and i shoot at people with my paintball gun. AHOY!
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Aug 26 2003 2:45AM
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Nickskier
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more like boraphil
Aug 26 2003 2:55AM
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