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Dear hippies!

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Pigletpen
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Dear hippies,
   I think its time we talked.
There is no snow, because youre hippies and the snow gods hate hippies.
Global warming is gods way of hating on tree hugging mountain lovers. Im sorry things ended up this way, I truley am. Cause I knwo your cause is a great and noble one. Saving the planet one day at a time... buying heavily chemicaled fuel to power your way to the mountain where you clear cut trees, and disrupt migration patterns. Its a shame that ice melts, it really is. Its a shame that the earth warms and cools over time in a sort of cycle. its a shame that greenhouse emissions are speeding up the process, but look at it this way...

                  the faster we get to the hot part, the faster we get to the cold part!

   Its also a shame that the hippies are winning... sure having our mountains run on solar and wind power where possible is a fantastic idea, and no water toilets are all the rage. But I want a hotdog and a coke for lunch, not an all natural penguin and porpoise free tuna salad samwich for 11 bux with some wheatgrass. I love my snow, I love my nature and I love my mountains too... but oh dear hippies, please learn the wisdom of knowing what is beyond your control. Because the next time one of you gets in my face about me spitting my gum out off the chairlift, then drives home in your '81 accord with no muffler, turns on your fire place, cranks the heat, and does whateevr  else you hippocrates do, I will fuck your shit up... and then blame it on global warming.

I hope you find happyness, you smelly, sheepish hippies.

Pigletpen.
Jan 6 2007 3:54PM
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gnarzard
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i dunno who to side with, hippies or hippie haters

Jan 6 2007 4:01PM
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timmi
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clever,
Jan 6 2007 4:42PM
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anti_bunk
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sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays... :'(
Jan 6 2007 4:45PM
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Pigletpen
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everyday is monday to hippies. its why their such dicks.
today is saturday, and tomorrow is hip deep fresh lines day all day, so i dont know what all this global warming shit is about.

         fuck you hippies!
Jan 6 2007 5:10PM
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cmo
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clearly someone was raped by a hippy
Jan 6 2007 5:22PM
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TerminatorX
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Nice letter, i hate hippies. They suck french ass.
Jan 6 2007 5:22PM
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hiphopopotamus
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ya man what has a hippe done to you it sounds like all there trying to do is help
Jan 6 2007 5:58PM
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Drail
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save a job kill a tree hugger.
Jan 6 2007 6:03PM
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BurgRider
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HAHA JEA.  I hate hippies to
Jan 6 2007 6:08PM
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C-Burg
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we need more hippies protesting the war in iraq because in Vietnam the only thing people hated more than the war are the hippies. We need a college student to throw a latte at a soldier getting off the plane, so the dumbasses in washington will start kicking ass and proving the hippies wrong so they w=can get public opinion in their favor. B/c anyone politician who actually does something about the hippy problem will get enough votes to become dictator.
Jan 6 2007 6:08PM
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Pigletpen
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that was the most incoherant thing ever written, we are all now dumber for having read it.
get your facts on the war straight before you come in and talk shit.
you fucking filthy hippie. go eat some moss.
Jan 6 2007 6:53PM
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C-Burg
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all i am saying is that if there were more hippies, people would hate them more than the war
Jan 6 2007 6:57PM
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R.Fahey
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From what I got from it, He is on your side. but it was sorta two sided i guess.
Jan 6 2007 6:57PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Back the fuck off hippies
why would you bash them there in everything for the good of it they dont force you to eat wheat grass and shit
i dont see how people cna bash people that love and dont hate
Jan 6 2007 7:02PM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
"cranks the heat, and does whateevr else you hippocrates do,"



haha Hippocrates was not a hippie. nor is he hypocritical. maybe you should go buy a dictionary, dipshit. oh, and make sure its been recycled and printed with soy ink. fuck your ignorant thinking. peace, man...
Jan 6 2007 7:20PM
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Pigletpen
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hahaha stupid hippies.
I dont have to spell things correctly. EVER!!
fuck your opinions, I have my own.
Jan 6 2007 9:03PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

we cant stop global warming unless everybody does something to help. ur logic is wrong.

Jan 6 2007 9:09PM
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Pigletpen
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no urs is, we cant stop it period.

Jan 6 2007 9:09PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
wow....you would have a great argument...except you know....with out all those you facts, and proofs. Since when are concervatives better? Just a bunch of people with their eyes closed singing some jesus tunes, thinking the the world will fix itself. No offence but what is wrong with wanting to help out with the environment. Not to be a dick or anything, but you know i thought smog ( which is caused by emissons) was bad for you. I dunno....im not down for shorter/lack of winter. You can go bitch all you want about hippys and liberals, but honestly most people are right in between.
Jan 6 2007 9:18PM
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Pigletpen
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welll... if you read the thread with any kind of intelegent reasoning... you woudlnt be saying that. Like with most of the 9 year olds on here who are just regurgitating what they hear from thier hippie parents, you didnt.
The planet doesnt care... its not alive, it doesnt have feelings.
It wont cry, it wont fight back, it just sits there, not being alive. haha
go back and reread it till you get it genius.
Jan 6 2007 9:23PM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
I am a hippie don't diss my kind. My organic shampoo will pwn whatever you use on your prettyhair
Jan 6 2007 9:29PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
first....19 in college second...i still want facts. All you are busting out is bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit. I didn't have hippy parents, i jsut believe you don't eat where you shit. Pretty simple.
Jan 6 2007 9:32PM
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Pigletpen
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i eat on the toilet all the time... you can eat, then just shit it out, its the perfect diet.
and if you are so smart. (I have a degree in commerce so nya)
if youre so smart, maybe youd see the irony and humor in my dear john letter to hippies.
But you do not, which is sad.
If i had read this instead of written this, I would laugh. Hard.
dumbass.
Jan 6 2007 9:44PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
no...i do...your turn backtracking because everybody is turning on your ass like a rabbid dog on crack. For a commerce student your pretty ignorant to post something like this. Its not even funny. Honestly...i hope your just some sort of alias so that you can fuck off and keep this space for something usefull...you know....stuff about skiing. Cause this is skigabber.
Jan 6 2007 9:48PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
dood are you serious?
really?
Now I know you didnt read it. You got 4 words in, and got red in the face.
Go snap one off, have a coke and a smile, and chill out son!
this is a joke... take it as one. Real.
oh, and if you didnt notice, this post directly refrences skiing... thus its placement in skigabber.
wow awesome youre saying to yourself... a small social commentary throwing some humor at all the global warming posts.
Sorry that the east isnt getting snow.
And clearly since youre so angry, you are from the east somewhere. Or at the very least... dont ski at all or enough, and its making you angry. DOnt get mad at me boy, Ill tan your hide. (metaphorically speaking)
Jan 6 2007 9:54PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
no....this is some bullshit post by a retarded noob. Seriously...everytime i see posts like this i why soo many people are leaving NS. Your promoting more and more bullshit on this site...which it already has more then its share and does not need anymore. Honestly...just fuck off and post something usefull, not some shit like this thinking its funny as hell.
Jan 6 2007 10:06PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
why?
I dont tell you to stop arguing back... if its so lame, maybe you and your superior college level intellect should stop replying.
hmmm, interesting thought.
Go fuck some pechuli you dirty filthy socialist hippie.
dont come at me telling me I cant say what i want, where i want, when i want.
Congradulations on not getting it genius. bye bye.
Jan 6 2007 10:08PM
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slaydave
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hey im a noob... and hippies are cool... lick my balls
Jan 6 2007 11:08PM
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skibunnie
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I am a hippie. Not the stinky kind, but I do care about the environment a lot. I try to do my part. I recycle everything, dont drive much, write letters to politicians sometimes about environmental issues around here, sign petitions and have attended some protests. and other things that i can't remember.

but you like me. soooo pretty much youre a big hypocrite. now what are you gonna do? cut yourself? i thought so.
Jan 6 2007 11:29PM
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dweezileast
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the only thing i hate more than people who hate on hippies, is people who label themselves hippies. don't say you are just because you want to be in the stereotype, DO THE WORK, and if you are dying for that stereotype so much, maybe someone will bestow it on you
Jan 6 2007 11:30PM
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Pigletpen
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a) you dont have a car.
b) you ride whistler all the time, whos the hypocrite now?
could there be a bigger resort full of garbage and hippies who live in closets?
YOu dont protest you just argue with everyone and you smell, youve known that for years.
Jan 6 2007 11:31PM
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skibunnie
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whistler actually is one of the best resorts in terms of preserving the environment. intrawest is one of the most environmentally aware companies around. look it up!
Jan 6 2007 11:34PM
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Pigletpen
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ill look you up!
and smack you right in the boob!
hows that you hippie?!?!?!
Jan 6 2007 11:35PM
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skibunnie
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aaand its you that is smelly, not me. my room was once but we've been over why. it smelled before i even moved in.
Jan 6 2007 11:35PM
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Pigletpen
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hippie... go have some wheatgrasss
Jan 6 2007 11:36PM
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skibunnie
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jugojuice is closed silly, no power! they dont make solar powered blenders you know.
Jan 6 2007 11:38PM
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Literature
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As a smelly dreadlocked hippy, I suggest you take a more proactive and worldwide approach to your life. You are the one missing out, and if you can't accept people and viewpoints different from you, I have no interest in discussing the matter.
Jan 6 2007 11:40PM
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forfun
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sweet we should mate ooummm date
Jan 6 2007 11:45PM
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snowdiver
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ya dirty hippies suck
Jan 7 2007 1:48AM
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jamesdominguez
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Look... I don't know what your talking about...it's colder this winter then last here. AND theres TONS of snow. But then... there realy isn't any hippies here ether... hmmmmm
Jan 7 2007 1:55AM
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fuckyocouch
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Dude...Fuck you. go drive your compensator pickup off a cliff dick.
Jan 7 2007 3:30AM
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whattheshit
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Jan 7 2007 10:18AM
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pesja
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Someone is a cartman fan here? you hate jews to? are you fat?
Jan 7 2007 10:36AM
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dangerdad
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HIPPIES BURNBURNBURN AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jan 7 2007 11:18AM
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srwinnsuco
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this shit is so fucking stupid and ignorant.
Jan 7 2007 12:09PM
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JaphyRyder
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thank you. thank you thank you
Jan 7 2007 12:52PM
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JaphyRyder
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^seriously. the kid who made this thread clearly realized hes a fucking retard. good thread buddy. looking forward to the next one.
Jan 7 2007 3:28PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
all i have to say to this kid is " I told you so." Do make a sarcastic thread thinking your going to be funny, like i said it backfired like hell. Now people are gonna rag on you for this one for years to come, if you last that long.
Jan 7 2007 4:15PM
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Pigletpen
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hahahaha i hope they do.
Jokes not on me brah, My amusement level is at an all time high right now.
oh and for serious to all you hater eastern hippies with no snow, and now lives...
hip deep all day at castle allllllll day.
SNow all day, snow all night, fuck you bitches, my funny thread is right!
Jan 7 2007 9:12PM
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JaphyRyder
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what are you dr. seuss? shut the fuck up
Jan 7 2007 10:57PM
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