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k, so heres the deal
tonight i walked across a stage to pick up my diploma, and i had plans to get smashed with some of my closest friends. those plans kinda fell through, so i called my girlfriend(she was at a friends house for the night), and her friends parents wont let me go over there.

its 2:15 in the morning and im left wiht nothing to do, and im bored off my ass

what can i do that will make me happy that doesnt involve masturbation?
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