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funniest porn plot!

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scottkovtun
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ok i have seen some pretty cheesy ass pornos on cinemax....anyone else?
umm....yea....
Feb 1 2002 1:16AM
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jono
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one night on bravo there was this porn movie that was worse than their regular pornos. it had this girl and she always rode the bus. but everytime she rode it, she would always stare at a guy, then they would get off and fuck in different places. it happened to her like 20 times.
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Feb 1 2002 9:51AM
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Reed.
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hahaha, i love the classic pizza guy at the girl sleepover


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Feb 1 2002 11:19AM
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TAK
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Hmmmm, road rage turns to hot monkey sex.

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Feb 1 2002 2:36PM
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rebel
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Is it true that pizza guys always have sex on pool tables?
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Feb 1 2002 3:04PM
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Cam
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i bet you wish you were a pizza guy right jay?


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Feb 1 2002 3:11PM
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PhattTim
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LOL!!!! HAHA, JAY!!! HAHAH, Pizza pretty man Rebel

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Feb 1 2002 3:13PM
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tremblantripper
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i saw one that was situtated in the middle ages and everybody dressed and talked like it, but they all had guns and drove around in cadilacs


Marge : 'But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician.'
Homer : 'Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay.'
Marge : 'What did you say?'
Homer : 'I don't know. I flunked Latin, too.'
Feb 1 2002 3:51PM
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TAK
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Haha, remember in Monty Pyton and the Search for The Holy Grail? Man, that'd be awesome.

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Feb 1 2002 4:07PM
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tremblantripper
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hahahaha yeah that would be pretty cool


Marge : 'But, Homer! You're a Nuclear Technician.'
Homer : 'Marge! Icksnay on the Uclearnay EchnicianTay.'
Marge : 'What did you say?'
Homer : 'I don't know. I flunked Latin, too.'
Feb 1 2002 4:32PM
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dez22
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ya i saw this porn that takes place like 300 years ago but one of the butlers was filming on a digital camera while they were getting it on.... wtf?
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Feb 1 2002 4:37PM
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jono
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the funniest porn type movie is flesh gordan. anyone whos seen this knows what im talking about
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Feb 1 2002 5:37PM
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yellowsnow4u
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HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! Flesh Gordon=funniest porn ever! LOL!!!!!!!
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Feb 1 2002 9:25PM
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TAK
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Man, the 'Porn' on CityTV is pretty, how shall we say, conservative.

-his shibbness
Feb 2 2002 1:10AM
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resnick13
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lol, baby blue 2 on citytv...

haha, it is funny, and the actors/actresses are just awful

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Feb 2 2002 1:21AM
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g-man
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THe best is that 'Dream On' tv show. IT's a pretty sitcom, with intermitent porn.



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Feb 2 2002 1:57AM
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Canadian_kicker
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hmm......'Denise and Cryss get it on at Mark's house part 4'. i heard thats a pretty good one to watch
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Feb 2 2002 11:48AM
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yellowsnow4u
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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Feb 2 2002 12:00PM
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cool_buster63
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Flesh Gordan is the best, saw it once and wow. Who would have ever thought that a sex ray could make such an entertaining show.







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Feb 2 2002 5:05PM
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TheBeardedOne
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I just had sex on a pool table
Jul 11 2009 2:09AM
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KJL.
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what an amazing bump lol
Jul 11 2009 3:04AM
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assface
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how the fuck was this thread still alive???
Jul 11 2009 3:35AM
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WikiWiki
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after xeven years in remission -itss alliivie!!!!!!!11
Jul 11 2009 1:14PM
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no_steeze
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i saw an epic porno where a guy was pretending to be james bond and he was waving around an airsoft gun and then 2 hoes just started sucking his dick
Jul 11 2009 1:19PM
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grifftang
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best 7 year bump IMO
Jul 11 2009 1:22PM
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daringharry
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Haha
Jul 11 2009 2:10PM
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PeeDuBzz
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hahah how bout the brazzers ones they always have thoes cheezie plots soo funny tho
Jul 11 2009 2:19PM
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R-B-B
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i feel like ive seen the same one
Jul 11 2009 2:19PM
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Alex_G
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hahaha thats gold
Jul 11 2009 2:52PM
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grifftang
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^^ wait a sec, was that with eva angelina, i might have seen it too
Jul 11 2009 2:58PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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thats the unedited version of casino royale
Jul 11 2009 3:04PM
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neutralzombie
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i saw a dumb one where it had to do with the army and some invaders, and all kinds of ridiculous shit, and the girlswas like, watch out, shes dangerous, guy says why? because she'll fuck you til you die or some ridiculous line like that. anyways, turned into a three way right

aside from that we had a good laugh when space nuts was on some channel cause it a late saturday right. that whole film is silly. screwing blue chicks?

Jul 11 2009 3:17PM
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NataliePortman
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LORD OF THE THONGS
Jul 11 2009 3:18PM
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Bong_Master
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there was one on showtime where it was based on a dead hooker in the basasement
Jul 11 2009 3:27PM
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C-Weezy
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anybody seen Pirates? its pretty funny lol, and ^^^ eva angelina dammm shes so hot.
Jul 11 2009 3:59PM
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Quinn
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best one:

Lake Flacid. none of the guys on the beach could get hard so it turned into a giant lesbian orgy hahah
Jul 11 2009 4:05PM
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grifftang
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damn if you're gonna get excited about something enough to press caps lock, at least now what you're talking about he means

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lol @ quinn 2
Jul 11 2009 6:32PM
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EL_FINRE
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to the guy who bumped this, thank you
Jul 11 2009 6:50PM
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Smuffy
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lol epic
Jul 11 2009 6:53PM
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Parker.
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looks like somebody searchbarred "porn"
Jul 11 2009 6:53PM
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doublexl
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no, the unedited Casino Royale is gay porn.
Jul 11 2009 6:56PM
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yojimbo
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honey I blew up the vagina.
Jul 11 2009 9:16PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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and you know this how?
Jul 11 2009 9:51PM
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dwhite
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i was thinking the same thing
Jul 11 2009 9:53PM
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garrets
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I saw some shitty alien porno on HBO where these random naked alien chicks ran around and fucked it also had the cheesiest and worst CGId space fight i have ever seen hahaha.
Jul 11 2009 10:08PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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it was this cave man porn who went to the future (present day)  and the cave chick had lesbien sex with some lady it was sick
Jul 11 2009 11:34PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Nope, looking at the first pages of threads and this seemed bump-worthy.
Jul 12 2009 2:03AM
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