Replying to Holy shit NS i just had a messed up fucking dream
k soive had weirder dreams but this one was straight up strange..
its also a tad long.
It all starts out in 1st period at school.. we are waiting by the chainlink fence near my portable and this black mentally disabled kid runs out babble and he has a batman hat/glasses on. now if that isnt weird enough the kid is like 12, but is graying around the temples like an elder..
so he comes barreling straight into the fence, hits it and flies back. so in class, the class is REALLY weird, the room is messed up and it is full of multi directional mirrors, like walla to wall on the ceiling in triangles. id like to also point out that there is a skylight in the middle of the class ( my first period class does have a skylight) anyways so that is pretty fucked up in itself. but then this crazy lady is just popping out of nowhere and yelling lion king quotes ( second time ive had that happen in a dream .. plus d' estrange) which is scary the shit out of me cause i dont know where she is..
so that class finishes and we go inside. on our way inside i see two girls making out and im like "rad" and then i notice it was mr. cranns daughter ( my grade nine geo teacher, cool guy) making out with some other girl at our school. the weirdest thing is that mr. beer is just staring at them like half disgusted half in awe. so im like wow wtf and i go inside.. i start walking up the stairs, but them i turned around and went back down, cause i wanted to catch my girlfriend before her next class. so i go across to the other stairwell and i go up and see my girlfriend. all is normal there, except she ruffled my hair and then kissed my forhead.
(a tad strange but not soo much)
so yea we are holding hands and such and then my buddy andy comes up.. and im like holy shit andy i have to tell you something, and im about to tell him and then mr.crann walks past so i stop. becuase i stopped and looked at him he thinks im up to something, -and i usually would be if im that excited and talking to a.w brown- so crann kinda walks back and is like.. what is it nolan. so i try to make something up on the spot and i say " oo some dude just got sucker punched in the main hall" and hes like "holy shit" and gets the hell outta there. so once mr.crann is gone i tell andy brownthat A. there is a mental kid running in batman regalia and smashing into fences, and B. mr cranns daughter is a lesbian. so thats all weird and stuff. my girlfreind then says i have to go to class so i kiss her goodbye and i keep talking to some of my friends with lockers around hers. i look around and realise that andy is nowhere to be found.. so i go downstairs to our lockers and i find them playing a 80 dollar game of dice.. with 5 dollar bills.. so i grab the money and say . " come on bithces were getting pizza!" and they are all like "jea havent had that shit in soo long" so anyways i walk past this kid i used to be best friends with until about 3 years ago ( hes now hardcore into drugs and really fucked up) and when im walking passed him i say to my friends " yea i got 50 bucks in my back pocket" so the kid lunges for me and i grab his collar and say " ill fucking stab you bitch" so the kid trys to jump me and i keep saying "back the fuck up man, dont do this" so he ripps my coat off me and i punch him in the face.. as i start walking away i notice he shredded my fucking coat, so i run back ther pissed as fuck and start yelling " do you have 300 bucks to replace my fucking coat? what the fuck are you going to do? how the fuck are you goin to repay me!"
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