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Holy shit NS i just had a messed up fucking dream
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k soive had weirder dreams but this one was straight up strange..
its also a tad long.
It all starts out in 1st period at school.. we are waiting by the chainlink fence near my portable and this black mentally disabled kid runs out babble and he has a batman hat/glasses on. now if that isnt weird enough the kid is like 12, but is graying around the temples like an elder..
so he comes barreling straight into the fence, hits it and flies back. so in class, the class is REALLY weird, the room is messed up and it is full of multi directional mirrors, like walla to wall on the ceiling in triangles. id like to also point out that there is a skylight in the middle of the class ( my first period class does have a skylight) anyways so that is pretty fucked up in itself. but then this crazy lady is just popping out of nowhere and yelling lion king quotes ( second time ive had that happen in a dream .. plus d' estrange) which is scary the shit out of me cause i dont know where she is..
so that class finishes and we go inside. on our way inside i see two girls making out and im like "rad" and then i notice it was mr. cranns daughter ( my grade nine geo teacher, cool guy) making out with some other girl at our school. the weirdest thing is that mr. beer is just staring at them like half disgusted half in awe. so im like wow wtf and i go inside.. i start walking up the stairs, but them i turned around and went back down, cause i wanted to catch my girlfriend before her next class. so i go across to the other stairwell and i go up and see my girlfriend. all is normal there, except she ruffled my hair and then kissed my forhead.
(a tad strange but not soo much)
so yea we are holding hands and such and then my buddy andy comes up.. and im like holy shit andy i have to tell you something, and im about to tell him and then mr.crann walks past so i stop. becuase i stopped and looked at him he thinks im up to something, -and i usually would be if im that excited and talking to a.w brown- so crann kinda walks back and is like.. what is it nolan. so i try to make something up on the spot and i say " oo some dude just got sucker punched in the main hall" and hes like "holy shit" and gets the hell outta there. so once mr.crann is gone i tell andy brownthat A. there is a mental kid running in batman regalia and smashing into fences, and B. mr cranns daughter is a lesbian. so thats all weird and stuff. my girlfreind then says i have to go to class so i kiss her goodbye and i keep talking to some of my friends with lockers around hers. i look around and realise that andy is nowhere to be found.. so i go downstairs to our lockers and i find them playing a 80 dollar game of dice.. with 5 dollar bills.. so i grab the money and say . " come on bithces were getting pizza!" and they are all like "jea havent had that shit in soo long" so anyways i walk past this kid i used to be best friends with until about 3 years ago ( hes now hardcore into drugs and really fucked up) and when im walking passed him i say to my friends " yea i got 50 bucks in my back pocket" so the kid lunges for me and i grab his collar and say " ill fucking stab you bitch" so the kid trys to jump me and i keep saying "back the fuck up man, dont do this" so he ripps my coat off me and i punch him in the face.. as i start walking away i notice he shredded my fucking coat, so i run back ther pissed as fuck and start yelling " do you have 300 bucks to replace my fucking coat? what the fuck are you going to do? how the fuck are you goin to repay me!"
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k its still not done let me write the rest..
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Well I killed some guy in my dream. and when i woke up my nuckles were hurting in my right hand
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so im fucking pissed and my budy is like "common man lets leave this shit alone lets go get some pizza" we start walking down the street to the pizza placeand then someone says.. yo ill give you 10 bucks if you run from here to the plaza completly naked. i jump on the offer and take off all my clothes and start running. the cars are honking and people are cheering lol. its a good 5 minute run down.. so after a good amount of time i arrive there. i start going up onto the parking tarmac and then see a cop car and think/say to myself " oo fuck i gotta get my clothes on" so i get my shit on and start walking towards the pizza place and i see this cop beelining towards me. he walks up to me and says " well you got dressed pretty quick when you saw that cruiser" and im all like "uhh yea i was only naked for a minute" he says " dont dick riound with me son" so he starts righting out a ticket and im think ahh it cantbe that bad maybe 150 tops.. he writes me a ticket for fucking $ 2015 dollars!!!!1 i look at it and basically shit my pants cause A. that is a rediculous amount of money for what i did
and B. i ahve 300 bucks left from buying a dh bike.
so im trippin balls thinking about how pissed my parents are gonna be for me getting ticketed and for them having to pay for it..
so i say to the cop " look this is a rediculous amount, im sure we can work soemthing out"
he replies " oo you wanna do 2 months jail time instead? " soo im sitting here thinking im completl fucked cause my dad is gonna murder me ( trust me he would, he flipped out once cause i cop wanted to talk to me about some kid in my grade 8 class, the kid supposedly pulled a knife on someother kid, and the "someother kid" told the cops i saw it happened.. which i didnt but ,my point is my dad flipped out just because i cop had to come to my house and talk with me. so hes fucking godzilla me for this..
anyways.. im absolutly freaked out because this cop is peggin my ass and then...
i wake up and im like " o god yes.. this is amazing, im not 2 g's in debt" i look out my window and its snowing ( here in ontario we have no snow) so i was sooo happy this morning..
moral of the story is dopnt get caught by dick cops!
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ive had stranger dreams like dream content being like completly fucked. such as talking animated lions, deer with englsih accents and willd boars tied to there antlers, and a talking animated panda... but this was just messed up.. it was one of those dreams where you are glad its a dream
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great dream. Made me laugh. thanks
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rofl, this one dream i was walking into my kitchen and i opened the refrigerator and the eggs were like fucking pirates and they killed me it was fucking weird.
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dammit, i had a fucking uneasy dream last night too. I was taking a physics test, and i knew nothing. I was so pissed cause i usually do well on physics tests. Then something happened and it switched to a bunch of my friends standing in a circle in this dim room. Then, straight out of fight club, my two friends start fighting each other. Bryan, the bigger kid, starts kicking my other friend's ass, and then everyone tells me that I have to fight Bryan next. I'm a pretty small guy, so I'm terrified. I end up fighting this kid Pat instead who is actually my size, and we put on boxing gloves first too. I end up kicking his ass, but I still had this sense of uneasyness about me. Then gale force winds hitting my window wakes me up. weird night for sure
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i have some pretty awesome dreams, usually during the summer. but anyway there was one where some terrorists or something were planting a huge bomb in lake champlain under the ny-vt state bridge(which is like a mile from my house) so i go down after they leave to check out the lake to see if theres anything wierd. eventually i come up to the coast of ny side while in a canoe and follow a narrow path to where all the guys are camping out. i then go in and pretend im one of them. dress up as them and stuff. they then all left to Canada and i came with them. i was pissed off that i had no clue where the bomb was and that everyone i knew was around the lake.
Nighttime rolls around and we're in Canada. Everyone gets together and looks at teh sky waiting for something. Then i see a huge light in te sky and a large blast. The bomb went off from 2 hours away. Which means everyone i knew was dead most likely. So then i thougt about how mad it made me. Everyone i was around was laughing and partying. I then went up behind the first person i saw and grabbed ahold of heir ead and tried to break his neck. I twisted teh first time and i didnt hear a crack, so i had to do it again. nasties feeling ever. Especially since i just broke a guys neck. So then im thinking "what the fuck did i just do?" but i was still pissed and was about to get a gun to kill more people but i woke up.
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yea ill say, thats pretty sick man
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yes, ive had a few of those kinda draems i must say...
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i love when people try to explain theyre fucked up dreams...."i was on a boat on a river, only the boat was a slice of bread and the water was gravy"
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Hahahahahahaha I totally didn't read that.
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yeah me neither. would you like to summarize into like 2 sentences for me?
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the 2015 represents a year. the year 2015 to be exact. the kiss on your forehead from ur gf signifies that you will become a priest. when, you ask? 2015. when that dude ripped ur coat to shreds means taht u will give up skiing. the cop liked seeing you naked.
yea....u better believe it.
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