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The horrible dark secret of the newschool underground
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We are all gay and like to have wacky anal sex with each other.
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
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since when is that a secret?
I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
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i see........
so i guess you guys only wanted me for my fine ass, shallow bastards.
hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*
chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
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thats sounds fun! can i join.
**Official Ass Gaper of NS**
**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**
**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
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haha well then 666 would be a great addition
~OFFICIAL NS HOOKER~
**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**
Skier guys rock my world!
'If you think about it skiing is a lot like fucking. Your boots are the guy, your bindings are the chick, and your ski is their bed'
~Nat
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The secert is they like to have online circle jerks and talk about who they can let into their secret little NS forum. SHHHH the forum a secret and its really hard to find! They don't want any 'Posers' in there either, it might disrupt their circle jerks!
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i know ive been loking for it.
**Official Ass Gaper of NS**
**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**
**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
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why isnt there a forum fo only non underground p;eople.its not fare
east coast rider
dynastar love it but dont hate it
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forum?
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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were all a bunch of fags in the ns underground,we all love ass
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
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i pooped my pance
CJ SUX PENIS
GROUND BREAKER
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Whats the NS Underground?
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Andrew
Waffles are pengasmic
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how do you get to be part of your guys cool club. i wanna have friends too
'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
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The initiation is a circle jerk onto a pizza crust. The last one to nut has to eat it.
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NS Naked Club
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i have webbed feet
east coast rider
dynastar love it but dont hate it
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dude why are you so gay man, thats the gayest thing ive ever heard, the idea of a underground new school forum is pretty gay too, you gay..
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- I drink milk when I work out--- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
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that's pretty gay but now it's not a secret.
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Are you trying to be stupid?
If I am will it get me out of class earlier?
Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
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there isn't a newschool underground forum, its just made up to make all you kids jealous.
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die
'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy
'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
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o and its deffinantly working....
-Nick Iwanyhsyn
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Canada Represent
'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
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u know u want in on our 'forum'
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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i can make my nipples wink
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-kevan
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homosexuals are gay ( haha a shirt i saw)
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??
They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
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im not really jealous of the forum.. i just felt like ringing in and calling it gay a bunch of times.. you had me tricked in thinking there really was an underground forum though..nice job lads..
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- I drink milk when I work out--- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
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nine milla that was hilarious
lucky for me i can fling in 5 secounds.
seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff
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i didn't write this, somebody must have gotten my password. what a fucking loser, the newschool undergruond is a joke
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
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and it is disguisting
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I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
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dude, check your profile too
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
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thats a bitch
$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$
I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints
'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
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10 Bucks to the first one who can tell me where our 'forum' is located.
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Andrew
Waffles are pengasmic
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damn, now if we only had a forum i could be $10 richer
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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i don't give a shit about the profile...it's a temporary name anyways
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
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are there really secret forums?
**Official Ass Gaper of NS**
**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**
**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
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no there is not a forum...and i just wanted you to know that whoever made this probably wrote that your Best Tricks are licking butt, Favorite Tricks are anal sex and your Hobbies are sucking cock
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
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i eat school mashpotatoes then i toot all day
CJ SUX PENIS
GROUND BREAKER
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there is no ns underground
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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haha forum. I think you guys own one of em 'jump to conclusions' mats. Is it even possible to have secret forums?
-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
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Wait whats this Newschool Underground thing again. I heard something about poop, and penis, and some crazy secret forum. Whats this all about.
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Waffles are pengasmic
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I heard something about fallopian tubes but I must be out of whack.
-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
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its the special secret handshake for NSU...its called the fallopian tube twist
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Who you going to ask, b/c I know nothing of this Newschool Underground.
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Andrew
Waffles are pengasmic
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seems like we are on the smae level andrew.
-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
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see i told you bastards. you actually believed that they had their own forum? hey also look up, gullable is written on the ceiling.....
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die
'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy
'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
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haha k2- if their shallow bastards and wanted you, you must be a... deep bastard?
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik
skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik
I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation
and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
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