Replying to the rat tail

now this is the time of the year that i ususally get my mullet cut. it is always a happy time and it boosts my self confidence when japanese tourists ask to get their picture taken with me. but as i was contemplating how cool i would be i realized that mullets had gotten played out to some extent. they have lost their seducing effect. now every gaper and there mom is sporting a mullet (this may just be because i go to school on a farm i dont know). so while i was in wendys i overheard the person at the cash register saying that instead of long hair her son got a rat tail. i immediately thought her son was the coolest ever. then i had a flash back to when i saw this indian with a rat tail down past his butt. then i thought ,'that could be me'. so pretty uch rat tails are the coolest ever and if you are cool you would of already had one, but if you are not that is lame because i am already copying someone getting one and you cant copy twice. Have any of you ever sneezed when going pee. it is pretty crazy it just blasts everywhere.
THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO
oh hey steeb, i've just been bustin out large. its kinda hard not to with a skateboard as big as mine