Replying to Cell Phone Ownage

So last night my parents held a big Christmas party at my house. i came in early from my evening adventures at 10 30 to be greeted by a neighbour holding a beer up for me. Im 17, and my parents are kinda hard asses on drinking, but ive slowly started to get through them, i come home drunk and stuff but never passing out drunk. WELL, last night, i had the most in my life. With my parents. haha it was the funniest thing ever. Anyways, where this thread is going is i wake up to the smell of puke at noon. I look over and my covers, bed siding, and the floor are covered in puke. Then i see a bump in it. Yep, its my cell phone. Fucking owned. So i cleaned everything up, took my battery out of my cell and cleaned the whole thing, then i go to turn it back on and its not working. Right now im letting it all dry and ill try it in an hour or something. What can i do that will get it to work?