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What are you going to name your children?

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 146
guy: candide

girl: melanie
Dec 23 2006 9:57PM
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TheWallaby
Posts: 297 - Karma: 16
trixie and bubbles.
Dec 24 2006 9:46PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Boy: Alfonso, Lucifer
Girl: Apple, Slut

I don't want kids, so if I have them I want their names to constantly remind them that they are mistakes.
Dec 24 2006 10:43PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
girl - kayla, carmen, emma, nikki
Dec 24 2006 10:50PM
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Jamie_Baril
Posts: 2196 - Karma: 2,513
Quoting Dane Cook "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" boy or girl
Dec 24 2006 10:52PM
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easson19
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
considering my last name is head,

boy-richard

girl-dontcare
Dec 24 2006 11:04PM
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r.w
Posts: 3489 - Karma: 18
becasue you know they will end up doing the same things you have done right.
Dec 24 2006 11:06PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
7 is what george from seinfeld said he wanted to name his son if he ever had one
Dec 24 2006 11:11PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4359 - Karma: 1,382
so u like seeing little kids in baithing suits? sounds a little sketchy
Dec 24 2006 11:17PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
who are you???
Dec 24 2006 11:20PM
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El.Capitan
Posts: 654 - Karma: 11
Ooops, i forgot Pilot Inspektor. shame on me!
Dec 24 2006 11:41PM
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Ronix
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 33
boy - jamal (he's gonna be the first white person named jamal)
girl - sandwhich maker
Dec 24 2006 11:57PM
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mackattack
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
i love the boy name Holden
Dec 24 2006 11:59PM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
way to copy ryan.s ....and you are in love with per wall
Dec 25 2006 12:12AM
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HeathR
Posts: 4359 - Karma: 1,382
nice ur kid should have a good childhood
Dec 25 2006 12:29AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
boy: helookalikeaman

girl:jesustittyfuckingchrist
Dec 25 2006 12:32AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Guy; Elias
Girl: does it matter?
Dec 25 2006 12:33AM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
boy: toaster
girl: strudel
Landis: tanaka
Dec 25 2006 12:44AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
something that is unique and entertaining, yet doesnt result in them being made fun of for the rest of their lives...
Dec 25 2006 12:46PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
fuck kids.  especially little ones.  I cant stand them.  They smell and are obnoxious.  And I realize I was a kid at one point as well 
Dec 25 2006 1:10PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

what about naming your boy...dante, shamal, or divante haha

Dec 25 2006 1:19PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,889
my friend named his pipe optimus prime hahahah
Dec 25 2006 2:22PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6306 - Karma: 6,657
boy: Gunther, or Hooflung Poo
girl: Tits Malone, or Snots
Dec 25 2006 2:48PM
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ndrwchrst37
Posts: 510 - Karma: 159
boys:Adison and holden

girls: iam not having girls
Dec 25 2006 2:55PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Your last name is Head? Shit you could have fun with that. Name a girl Give and a bot Get.
Dec 25 2006 2:56PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
Cylde Cadiddlehopper
Dec 25 2006 3:58PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
guy: vassili or somethnig cool like that

girl: Laila
Dec 25 2006 4:59PM
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cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
Boy: Lord Baltzahar Sundaka
Girl: Slave
(these are little brothers suggestions)
Dec 25 2006 5:21PM
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