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Jesus H. Christ.

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AltaWest2
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Where does the H come from? J-man didn't have a middle name did he?
Dec 22 2006 6:58PM
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Avifarer
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Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a mild, joking curse. The expression is most commonly used in a wry, sarcastic, cynical, or joking tone, although it may nonetheless be perceived as blasphemy, being a variation of "Jesus Christ". The expression jokingly implies that the "Christ" in "Jesus Christ" is a surname rather than a title ("Christ", meaning anointed, is Greek for "Messiah")

Comically, some people have stated the "H" stands for "Harvey" or "Hubert."
Dec 22 2006 7:01PM
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kingsskier
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where?
Dec 22 2006 7:02PM
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danedegruyter
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Holy?
Dec 22 2006 8:27PM
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Alex_thedroog
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It is HANNA......read the bible duh.
Dec 22 2006 8:48PM
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SHastatahoe
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No, Jesus H. Christ is the antichrist, who is actually Jesus Christ's evil twin brother. The H stands for Hell.
Dec 22 2006 9:04PM
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scientist
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The H is for Hogarth.
Dec 22 2006 9:22PM
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Alex_thedroog
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or humphry
Dec 22 2006 9:53PM
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t-man152
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I always thought it was a joking way of putting Holy in there
Dec 22 2006 10:00PM
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siversex
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you all have it wrong. its Hansel.
Dec 22 2006 10:12PM
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Aerozol
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If I ever have a kid, I want to call him jesus
Dec 22 2006 10:12PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i want to name my kid god, hed pwn.
Dec 22 2006 10:23PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
Cool story Hansel
Dec 23 2006 12:20AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Clearly stands for Herbert.
Dec 23 2006 12:35AM
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cofreeskier
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ahahaha that would be great
Dec 23 2006 1:19AM
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