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Official I am drunk thread.
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I am very drunk, but i realixe people to not lke people posting when theyre drunk. so this is the oficel thread for drunk people to post in. like for instance, i jusdt felt the urge to shit on someones couch. but instead of doing that i post in the official i am drunk thread and nobody has to be piss off at youire drunk post. YAY!@
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Jesus... I'd still let you have one of my PBR's. I save those for skiers and skiers only.
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yay!! I'm really hungry......
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FUCK THIS THREAD!!! Alchol is OK but its pure poison!! Stick with WEED!!! I LOVE BUD and I will Always smoke it!!!!!!!!!
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
g'night...
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wow i found it....im really fucking driunk, and wow i tcould only tink og this thread, sjo i bumped it, im a tooolzor
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we just got my fuckin lame ass friend switch540kier to lose his virjinity, JEEEAAAAAAAAA!111!!!111!!!
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wow cool, did you fuck him or...?
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hehe i started to crack up when he said your gay
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I'm still goin from last night...
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JEA JEA! That's what I'm talking 'bout bro. That is some crazy nigga shit yo did there bitch. That's illin' . YA HEARD?
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i should just takeover this thread.
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Jea mofuckers! Beer plus taquila = happy time.
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yesterday i danced with a grandma, 1.50m and 130kg....
just shows how pooped i was y-day.....
>:(
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dude like i am not dirunf cuz thaTS BAD ANDF a fucing cookei is so good dude klike eat ing one is likr eomG andf you sehing the Gnart and frisaazle the elifint eatsd squirlys sndf ctu them wo peecitds pretzled likt tom waltisch is goot in nmy bellyso to
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no way! i am hammered irght now! perfect timing.....
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err. so last night i got drunk. now its st pattys day. is it bad if ive ben drunk since 9 this moringing. its now a430 and ive been drunk for 7.5 hrs. fuck you liettle ns cunts. you need to get on this thread. i vow from now on every time im drunk i will post here. just to put you all to shame. pussies
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my drunk story - st. pattys but im ghetto and drank natty ice instead of a real irish beer and now im eating cheez-its, jea
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i lv thats guy cartman pic i would have sex wiht it
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are you guys drinking by yourself then posting on the internet
silly
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dudes im drunk and i jsut went to my neighbors played soem beer pong and came abck and now im burning. i dont even fuckin know these people i just had soem extra brew to throw in. it was quite nice
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wheres the official i am too high thread?
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I just got home tried to lay it down on my Ex girlfriend tonight she denied me kidna feel like breaking somethnig now but instead im using the drunk thread
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Dude AHaapy! sT. patRICK dayu!
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been drunk fooooor 18 hrs straight, good times
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for siant patricks day, i was started drinking at 4 pm firday and finsehd at midnight last night. it was epic,a nd it doens't even seem like saturday happeend, it was pretty bad.
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I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothing left to say
so lets go drink beer
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
BEER
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
Beer
uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...No
lets go drink some beer.
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee
i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...
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hey eyeveryone! guessw hat1
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I'm tagging this for reading later...
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yeeeeah, i am as well, but look i can still type. Lolzor IZ3 so smrt fuckers
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When I get drunk. The last thing I am thinking Is lets post on the internet how stupid I am.
But that's just me
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the spelling is absolutely horrible in this thread
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uhh that's why it's worth reading. heehee
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i am talking to some gjirl bout periouds
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all my fam is up for the weekend so I have to sleep in the basement. Im just youtubing shit and getting wasted right now its so good.
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tea and there should be a usb Breathalyzer to prove it and let you into the cult, but i'm not now, give me 24 hours
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this chats got more bsalls then the celtics lcoekr room
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i wish i was drunk right now.
then i would be not bored.
cuz right now im bored.
horray for being bored as ass.!!!!!
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im pretty happy right now...im drunk
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Jeez man we must be sobering up we're only up to like 27 now.
And 1/2 the posts are mine, hahahahaha. People have to stop bringing laptops to parties, seriously!
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haha, so i opened this thread for the first time (or so i thought i did)..... and i see that i have a few posts in here, now that shit is funny
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a little...tonight at work i brought in a bottle of vodka cause i was working with my brother and i drank there haha. mopping sucks when you are drunk, so does sweeping.
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yeah dawg. imma go get shitfaced so i can post up in hurrr
this thread was made on my birthday btw
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Tis tresd is sooo stupif, and thanld r newsvholrs im noq om tth inttwenrt wjiule im drubl instesf og wuth hut girks
haaaa not thaaaat drunk i just thouft id ty[e and do t really fast
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if ur drunk how r u making sense in all ur sentances and spellng every thing right?
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