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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
i made up a new trick... its called a shafty!
its soooo amazing i cant put it on film, cause itll break the internet if i post it, and if by some crazy happenstance that the world wide web survives, anyone who sees it will either have their brains melted, or die painfully 4-11 days later from brain melting.
Dec 20 2006 11:12PM
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Jrap14
Posts: 408 - Karma: 9
soo what is it?
Dec 20 2006 11:13PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
OMFG JEA!!!!
Dec 20 2006 11:13PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
Shifty + daffy? That sucks. Try a spifty, spread twister daffy. Oh and you didn't make that up, and it would break the internet. Not because it's awesome, but because it sucks.
Dec 20 2006 11:14PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
just the thought of this amazing super trick has completly retarded this young fellow.
please send him money so e can buy a helmet, for living. a living helmet.
Dec 20 2006 11:16PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
Dude, shut up. How old are you? 12?
Dec 20 2006 11:17PM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
or you could drop the twister and call it a spiffy!
Dec 20 2006 11:18PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
The twister just makes the trick though.
Dec 20 2006 11:19PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
oh my god... the worst has happend, just the very idea of this trick has spread like wildfire and is slowly retarding the whole planet.
what have i done... oh good god, what. have. i. done?
jesus save our souls.
Dec 20 2006 11:20PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
Dude, just shut the hell up while you're ahead. You sound like a retard with ADHD.
Dec 20 2006 11:23PM
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espong1321
Posts: 763 - Karma: 10
hahahaha
Dec 20 2006 11:24PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
With this superior trick, Ill always be ahead!
And so what if I suffered my who life with ADHD ADD's hyperactive cousin?
I have turned myself into a success, who only wants to better the world through amazing tricks. Is that so wrong?
Dec 20 2006 11:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61601 - Karma: 123,020
Your extreme ideas make me giggle. Now shut up.
Dec 20 2006 11:28PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
post whoring is so super fun.
it should be a trick in skiing... but as if it would be as sweet as the shafty... or even the labia grab.
Dec 20 2006 11:33PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
vinny (bobaburg) has been doing shafty's since he was born. shits old news
Dec 20 2006 11:37PM
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FigmentFilmski
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 266
labia grabs would be sick...or maybe the intesto grab, you grab your balls so hard while doing a shifty that they pop your eyes out and your balls become your eyes forever...visualize that and just try not to laugh, the hairyness, hahaha
Dec 20 2006 11:49PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
where does the i come from? It would be like spaffy or speffy. you could keep the twister and it could still be spiffy.
Dec 20 2006 11:52PM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
done that. so last season
Dec 20 2006 11:52PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
you dont get it.
Dec 20 2006 11:53PM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
it sounds gay
Dec 21 2006 1:13AM
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SN0WBOARDER
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 11
ur a fuckin' faggot
Dec 21 2006 11:57AM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
or you could call it by it's real name, the spraffy!
Dec 21 2006 12:17PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
this thread can suck on my shaft(y)
Dec 21 2006 12:32PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
Wow did that just pop into your head
Dec 21 2006 8:16PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
you sound gay........chuckle chuckle
Dec 21 2006 8:38PM
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jamesmccormick
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 17

hahahaha why do always respond to shit like that you come across as... dare i say... an asshole!

Dec 21 2006 8:46PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
this thread made my blood pressure rise
Dec 21 2006 8:49PM
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BIG_Black
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
just say fuck it and huck it
Dec 21 2006 8:51PM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
Hahahahhahaahahaha I laughed
Dec 21 2006 8:52PM
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jamesmccormick
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 17
because you are the only one who shows me love that my daddy never did
Dec 21 2006 9:21PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
tell it like it is brother
Dec 21 2006 10:08PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
oh god!
OH GOD!!!!
its not your blood pressure, youre brain is melting from the radness.
stop what youre doing, go have a cool shower, and wrap ur head in a wet towel.
Go to the hospital and tell the doctor about your situation.
Youll be in my prayers... i hope you pull through.
Dec 21 2006 11:54PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
you gonna tell us what it is?
Dec 21 2006 11:55PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
umm i already did.
its the shafty... did i just blow your mind?
need some kleenex?
Dec 22 2006 12:04AM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
[e]heath is such a douche...i must learn this trick it sounds amazing
Dec 22 2006 12:46AM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
your mom sounds gay.....chuckle chuckle
Dec 22 2006 10:42PM
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Pigletpen
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 18
k i know ive blown enough brains out, but now i can link 2 180's ina  row. OFF THE SAME TABLE!!!!
also, 90 rolls are coming back, dont sleep.
Dec 25 2006 10:20PM
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