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Smell of Gasoline

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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
Just a question...
Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
Jun 2 2003 8:19PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
when i was a kid i wanted to pump the gas into my dad's car but i got some in my eye.. i don't think i pumped it right


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 3 2003 4:38PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
no
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Are you trying to be stupid?
If I am will it get me out of class earlier?
Jun 3 2003 4:38PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
happiness is a warm gas pump
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Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Jun 3 2003 4:39PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
every time i start my car it smells like gasoline, and we don't know why. gr.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 3 2003 5:25PM
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Jun 3 2003 5:38PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i sure do
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Jun 3 2003 5:40PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
funniest thing ever
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 3 2003 5:40PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
speaking of the effects of gasoline:
i have auto shop and we have and exhaust system for when the cars are turned on and the fumes are coming out of the cars, so it takes all the fumes and puts them out side, but one day the fan fell off its mount, we all thought it was working, but it wasn't it just made noise, so i made the mistake of sitting right next to a running car that was spittng fumes more or less right into my face, so after a while a feel like im high, and im all 'what the fuck i cant walk straight' so i walk around and i decide it would be a good idea to walk through one of the garage doors, so i walk over and run right into the huge steel door and fall over backwards, aftetr that i just went and passed out in the sun for an hour.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 3 2003 8:19PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
weird thread.


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Jun 3 2003 8:23PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
gasoline fucks you up good mann.. and the monkey and the robot.. haven't laughed like that from the internet in a while


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 3 2003 8:25PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha, gasoline smell rules, I asked other people the same question and was surprised to hear they didnt like it.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
Jun 3 2003 9:19PM
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stephen_beast
Posts: 2570 - Karma: 21
yea i definately am down with the smell of gasoline. my friend said there was a textbook at aschool in saskatchewan that said all indians did was live of welfare on their reserves, be lazy and sniff gas. i am dead serious that this was in a text book that this school bought. he said the textbook company got in trouble
THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO
oh hey steeb, i've just been bustin out large. its kinda hard not to with a skateboard as big as mine
Jun 3 2003 10:07PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
your friends a big bullshiter eh? yeah we all know, how about you.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 4 2003 2:20AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
i like gas, things burn better when soaked with it.

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Jun 4 2003 2:45AM
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bendanger
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
it smells damn good. so does two stroke exhast.
'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'
Proud Member of the 802
'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
Jun 4 2003 7:25AM
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snow-bunny
Posts: 571 - Karma: 10
i love that smell...
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with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
Jun 4 2003 11:33AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
gasoline smells good
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Jun 4 2003 11:36AM
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thejackal1177
Posts: 3434 - Karma: 2,724
that smell rox
*young but sick!!!*
*ride line all the way*
*redsox suck*
*yankees rock*

Jun 4 2003 12:10PM
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seven20
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
gasoline smells awesome!

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'Austria.'
'Austria! Well then...g'day mate!'
Jun 4 2003 12:41PM
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