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Have you hugged your skis today?
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Nope! They are outside by themselves. Having a party with my other skis.hahah.
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
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hahahahh wow that was a good one you dork!
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i broke my knee and got brand new 1080's this year
they sit in my closet and i look at them everyday going i will ski you.
The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.'
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i make out wid my skis... thats why my tounge has cuts all over it
hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??
They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
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i get really stoned and just stare at my Public Enemies. sometimes i hug them. that's usually when i'm drunk.
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
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^ me too :)
Proud Canadian and PE owner!
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my skis are right beside my bed so i give them a little rub before i go to bed.....
-Nick Iwanyhsyn
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Canada Represent
'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee
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i sleep with my skis and in the middle of the summer i sleep with them naked
i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
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I spray paint mine pink and then i call them, 'Yolanda.' After that we go to the bar and danze. One lady tried to take Yolada away from me so I took out Mitch and Ike (my poles) and stabbed her. So after the Harry Carrey, we ran away and luckily i had Yolanda dressed up because someone might have recognized her. She is hot. and she likes pizza and the smell of gasoline.
I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth
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if they werent stolen i'd hug them every night before bed
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-kevan
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i hug my virgin skis. they havnt been mounted yet and the holes are so tight they dont exist...
tehe
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mine are in storage with a porn pic in front of them cuz lord knows they are a peice of me and i like porn
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I've just hug them
I like the yolanda story
PAG
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sadly enough my skis are at home, and i sit here in my dorm room 3 hours and 15 minutes away..
*brooke*
'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
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I love my skis. they were in the garage till i realized that they were and i moved them next to my bed. now i hug them goodnight when i go to sleep. i felt bad for my poles because they were all by themselves so they are with my skis now, and my boots too.
Sloths are chill
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I couldn't imagine goin to bed without walking past my skis as they lean against the wall and tellin the roxanne twins how sexy they're lookin tonight...then i slowly go to bed dreaming about how sexy they look with white stuff all over them....mmmm...i think i have to masturbate now, later
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mine are at a shop, or else id be dancing with them
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
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I haven't hugged mine yet, but thanks for the reminder... and i like the yolanda story. I think I'll name my skis Gracey-Lou and Samantha. They are both about 5'10' and I frequently grab each of their tails. The Thing about Gracey-Lou is she really gets around, but Samantha is a bit slow sometimes... she's a ditz sometimes.
My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
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they're just skis, i like mine, but who cares....
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