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Ideas to get back at bitch librarian?

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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
there is a librarian that is a total bitch at my school, and heres why:

go back about 1 and a half months, i get kicked out of the library for talking (not even a warning). i left without any complaint and went to the caff. 2 weeks later i got kicked out of the library for talking again. she gave me no warning again but still i left without bitching at her. the next day i get a letter in homeroom that says im kicked out untill 2 weeks. i go to the library later that day and argue with her (my argument was that everybody else gets two warnings and shit but she gives me one then kicks me out for 2 weeks).

last week i was reading the davinci code at a table, and the other kids there were doing work. i had my ipod and the book out and thats it. apparently after we left somebody (i donno who) loaded our table with paper and we got blamed for it. now i get kicked out of the library for 3 weeks. i brought up a kid who saw me reading and he told her, but she still didnt change her mind....

im not coming on her to bitch or whatever, but i need some good ways to get back at her for being such a bitch. i already think im gonna use stinkbombs (done it before with great results). what other ideas?
Dec 18 2006 5:40PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
come to hershey high school in hershey pennsylvania and you will find a Bitch of a librarian....thats all i have to say
Dec 18 2006 5:41PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
push over some shelves of books on top of her, then run
Dec 18 2006 5:43PM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
just leave it alone, not worth getting suspended over bud.
Dec 18 2006 5:44PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Roll her up in a carpet and throw her off a bridge.
Really the only solution
Dec 18 2006 5:45PM
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sowstochd
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 59
haha thers an indian librarian my my HS. and one time she got mad at my friend for leaving before the bell rang and he was like HEY GUPTA SHUT THE FUCK UP
Dec 18 2006 6:00PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
hha my librarian is a bitch too, she used to be really hot, but then she got a really short hair cut and looks like a dyke, but yeah, when ever something happens she goes on a caution tape franzey and fences off sections of our achedmic cent with it, it was funny as hell, they have some software at our school where they can see what your doing on the comp at all times, so this kis goes into m.s. paint and draws and labels a stick figure of her sucking a dick, so she fenced off all of the computers in the room for 2 weeks
Dec 18 2006 6:40PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
go skiing instead of hanging out in the library reading books about god and stuff
Dec 18 2006 6:42PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
you could kill her, ill eat her for you.
Dec 18 2006 6:43PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
yo
cut a hole in the book like in the pages (example: harold and kumar go to white castle) and poop in it. it'll stank and like glue the cover to the pages so they cant open it. do it to an important book too. but have someone else drop it in the return slot.
Dec 18 2006 6:47PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
in our library they have a cd player that they play christmas music with quietly. and today we switched the cd with party boy music. and then we turned it up as loud as it would go and we went around and partyboyed everyone in the library.
Dec 18 2006 6:56PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
just start stealing books from the library, like just put them in random peoples bags or you could just draw penises randomly on the pages.
Dec 18 2006 7:13PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
steal a fuckload of books
Dec 18 2006 7:14PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169

you should get onto the main computer when she is in charge and change all of the backgrounds on the computers to something pornographic.  this means shell get blamed for it and all the computers across the school will have a porn background.  then put a password on the computer and then their really fucked, i did that at my old school

Dec 18 2006 7:15PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
damn, some guy beat me to the shit in a book one.
Dec 18 2006 7:17PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
put gum in between books on the shelf so u have one reaaalllyyy long book thats like 15 feet long
Dec 18 2006 7:28PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
piss on some books

or

draw in all the encylopedias with permanent marker or paint
Dec 18 2006 7:34PM
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oSe
Posts: 811 - Karma: 16
glue a bunch of books together so theres one really long book,... or take a glue stick and take something she likes to read or will go through and put a swip of clue on each page for about 50 pages
then
or just do a few pages in a whole lottsa books
really, the only way to fuck with a librarian is to fuck with books in some way or anyother
Dec 18 2006 7:39PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
shit in a book before it gets returned
Dec 18 2006 7:41PM
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willbro466
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
we have a trio of bitch librarians. to get back at them people throw their dips on the walls and they call the library phones from their cells & bitch at the librarians.
Dec 18 2006 7:42PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
BAHAHAHAHA YES do it
Dec 18 2006 7:43PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
ive spilt water and left food out before...the librarians dont like that 2 much
Dec 18 2006 7:46PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
take a dump in a book then close it, and hide it somewhere in the library, or else punch her in the face
Dec 18 2006 7:50PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
I just said that
Dec 18 2006 7:51PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
perform this when the library is quiet http://break.com/verizon/hand_farting_bohemian_rhapsody.html
Dec 18 2006 7:57PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
play the penis game. one person in the library says penis and whoever is in the library has to say it louder at least once.
Dec 18 2006 7:59PM
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oSe
Posts: 811 - Karma: 16
HAHAHHAH thats fuckin awsome!@@
Dec 18 2006 8:01PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i dont think hes 13
Dec 18 2006 8:02PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
maybe im immature but when you have an angry librarian getting terribly frustrated walking around the library cursing everyone out, it seems funny. but hey, what do i know
Dec 18 2006 8:07PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Why were you in the library anyways? Everybody knows that libraries are only around for homeless people.
Dec 18 2006 8:13PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
he needed toilet paper
Dec 18 2006 8:14PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
take as many books as u can and go up to her desk and ask to check them all out, she says no then say ok well u can put em away then leave

make sure they are from many different places
Dec 18 2006 8:15PM
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Mert
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
hhahahahahahah yo shell flip a bitch
Dec 18 2006 8:16PM
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-HCG-
Posts: 179 - Karma: 18
Yea, if theres a phone in the library (next to her desk, whatver)-just find out its number. then call it all the time and shit to piss er off!
if your real low, you could put her up on www.phonelosers.com or something like that lol
Dec 18 2006 8:43PM
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sophieskis
Posts: 245 - Karma: 18

i was forced to go to a party and the librarians house because her daughter knows me. they had a giant wall of cds and dvds all in alphabetical order...at their house. me and my friends just rearranged them all and put them in random places.

Dec 18 2006 9:04PM
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forillasteeze
Posts: 168 - Karma: 10
haha, the prank calling her phone would be awesome.

pooping in a book is good too.

just take about a new book like every ten minutes your when your in there, and put it back in a totally wrong spot. libraians are total bitch/ spazzes when it comes to where the books go.

or, slash her tires

or, hide under her car so that when she goes to get, you cut her legs then rape her and steal the car.

haha
Dec 18 2006 9:05PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
nah dude dont cut a hole, just shit and close it and it gets all squished out of the pages. haha
Dec 18 2006 9:14PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
you should get a job as a librarian at some local library, then come back to school dressed up as a librarian and be like 'whats up now biatch!
Dec 18 2006 9:20PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
we have a hella chill librarian, she makes sex jokes and shit, her husband collects Dunks, she is like 25 and was part of the start up of yahoo
Dec 18 2006 9:59PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
my librarian is a fat bitch too, when she leaves unplug her computer and shit
Dec 18 2006 10:10PM
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mind_Riot39
Posts: 583 - Karma: 73
AWWW FUCK! I just want to be in the library so BAAAAAD! who the fuck cares. as far as I can see she's helpin u out man
Dec 18 2006 10:13PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
find the most expensive nicest books in the liberary and jizz all over the pages
Dec 18 2006 10:14PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
the library is the only place with computers right now in our school so unless you expect me to go 3 weeks without ever using a computer in school and not bitch, then shut up. i dont know about you but i actually do my work and get good grades in school.... the libary is a good place to be to do that moron
Dec 18 2006 10:16PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
i just take the alarm tags off the books and put them on freshmans bags funny shit right there.... but that dose nothing for you dose it?
Dec 19 2006 12:00AM
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