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Skiing/snowboarding with a knife
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i saw a snowboarder at my mtn with a knife in his hand and every time i see him he has a knife, does anyone else here do this?
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it seems like the cool thing to do nowadays, should i start doing this?
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you better be joking. very tastelessly I might add. Not funny in the slightest.
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hahahaha is this for real? what the fuck do you need a knife for?
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goddamn right you need a knife, haven't you noticed more and more minorities have started to ski, you gotta watch your back around them
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that is maybe, just maybe, more dangerous than running with cissors(sp?). you are gonna fall and stab your self 3.7 inches above your pelvis on the left side of your body severing the salamadertial artery, resulting in the loss of 1.316 litres of blood over a 6 minute 39 second 7 millasecond time period at which point you will cease to live on the occation of severe blood loss
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There was one guy coaching a whole bunch of little kids with a plastic pirate sword. It made me laugh.
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i always carry a 6-inch blade with me.
you never know when you might need it.
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laugh it up you guys, i thought i didnt need a knife either until i got jumped last week. skiers are so gangster how could you not ski with a knife? i cant think of a more dangerous place than a ski resort in vermont.
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i ride with a 9 in my powder skirt and another in my boot for protection. from bears.
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99% of gangbangin skiers weigh in at about 85 pounds.
you dont need a knife, unless theres rabid wolverines, then maybe if you cant make freinds with them, you should have a knife. the key to wolverines is to live in calgary, we dont have any, so i dont shred with a knife.
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I skied with a pocket knife once. But then i thought,"What the fuck do I need a knife for? To help pull my pants down when I land, or eat shit?" cause thats all it did so I don't bring one anymore. If someone really pisses me off, I'll just leap out of the trees and pull some ninja assasin shit on them. It would look like a bad ski accident, no one would know.
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also, that guy with the knife is problee cutting trees and sucking the sap out.
he problee thinks the soul of the tree is in the sap, so if he sucks enough down he'll be super powerfull.
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Please do carry a knife with you, by luck it will open up and stab you, permanently removing you from the gene pool (you obviously don't belong). Why the fuck are you asking this?
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so funny, yet so accurate
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What ever who would ski or snowboard with a nife !!!!!CRAZY!!!! lol
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no we want to encourage them to carry knives, anyone thats dumb enough to do it should be removed from the gene pool, just roll with a 5 inch buck knife unsheathed, its cool kiddies
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not so concealed weapon style
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the funny part about this is that he is not lying. I believe we ski at the same place(mountain creek) and i actually see snowboarders carring kinves all the time.
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hell ya you should do this! its gangsta!
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I've got a 10 inch tool in my pants, just in case you ever feel like you need one.
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What an IDIOT!!
I mean, who is that stupid, that they would bring a knife to a gunfight?
I prefer to roll with an AK, a handgrenade, pockets full of throwing stars, some nunchuks, and a board with a nail in it.
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I always keep my shank on me
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He would die against Ninthward. They got guns son.
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you need yo knife when yo skiin through da hood
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wtf thats just ignorant and stupid
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i carry a little pocket knife, its just handy sometimes...
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I carry a pocketknife in my pack with all my BC gear... and sometimes a 2 foot long serrated ice saw.
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i saw a freestyle coach at my hill carrying a big plastic cutlass around as he was skiing, i think it was a one time thing that he wont do every time, but still dam funny. Holding an actual sharp knife as you snowboard is retarded though. Dont worry about him, he'll be gone soon enough...
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when i go into the backcountry i always remember to bring my tec nine
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ysdaa letsd tdo shodts niggaaa
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if your gonna cut someone up while skiing. you might as well use your edges on your skis. just make sure you don't cut with your edges that are underfoot since those are the most unsharp place.
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he should use his knife to slice his board in two pieces
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when i was living in the alps if i was going out back i used to carry a bowie knife for cutting ropes during rappels cause if it gets tangeled ur fucked plus its good to cut cheese if ur camping out.
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check up with the local ski patrol every now and then. i'll bet they have that guy come in with a stab wound
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and that's exactly why.
lmao.
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only pussys use knifes use your fists i hope u stab urself riding with a knife..... paper gangster
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who rides with knifes . i ride with my 9
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why every girls are so obsessed with rape? I mean my gf wont take the metro in case she would be raped...WTF there is like 30 persons per wagon and 20 wagons so 600. who would rape someone in front of 600 persons. at a ski hill? YES I rape bitches all day behind the wallride...and on lifts. come so improbable. you have more cances of the knife slicing up your ass. thats a fact.
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foe-show! I mean if you're gonna carry a measly blade might as well just bump it up to a 9
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i never ride with knives. only guns.
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lair!@ i nrvber dsen yuo wiwth a gdun!!3e
im sdoo drnk dstill
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this person has a drinking problem...hahaha
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FDGCKKK YOOUY NINABS IS SO COOLER THAN B YOOUB!
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i carry a razor blade in my burton 420 kit for splicing blunts open... but thats for practical useage
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even if it is the cool thing 2 do.. i mean wtf skiing/boarding w/ a knife
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like seriously..what the fuck.
looks like skiing has gone from gangsters with guns to knives now
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