Replying to To any Canadians..

We all know you live in igloos. Don't try and fool us. I know that you're all trappers and fishers, and you wear touques, say "aboot," and drink maple syrup by the gallon- excuse me- LITRE. We know you carry rifles to ward off the polar bears that are wandering around, and that you all wear the dudley dooright hats, or the coonskin caps if it's sunday and you have to go to church. We know that you ALL speak french as your first language, and that snowmobiles outnumber cars 126:1. So don't try and fool us, and americans, don't believe their malarky. And what the fuck is up with gravy and cheese curds on french fries??