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Slighty funny, kinda disgusting
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soo today in 1st period we were di-secting fetal pigs... yummy
i was joking with a friend of mine about how id snag him a brain and shit..
so anyways we are going at the pigs and i mangle the brain trying to get it out, so that was out of the question.
the heart on the other hand was in good shape
so i cut that out, threw it into a surgical glove tied it up , put it inside two more surgucal gloves and gave it to my friend at lunch..
he had a riot with it and took it home.
if you dont belive me ask captain_t, and well post pics
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I believe you.. but post pics anway.
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I remember disecting thouse, we had to tie ours down so it looked like jesus on the cross
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aww man that was funny shit, you should of been on the bus nolan lol Jt was freaking millzy's gf out with it on the bus lol. That was the highlight of my day the heart lol.
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ahaha k ill try and get some tonight ; ) yea he was going phycho at lunch with it
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i was like wow gay story and then i realized you said PIG not FROG, thats pretty gnar.
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ahha yea frogs are for pansies
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in my bio class last year we bought cow hearts from a butcher shop and disected those, they smelled so bad
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this year this weird stoner kid was walking around with a pig or frog aorta like a ring it was gross.he got in trouble i think
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that reminds me of last year having advanced bio right before lunch, some days i just couldnt eat
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to get the brain out without turning it to mush, you gotta go in from the bottom of the head. take the bottom jaw off, and just start everything out 'till you get to the brain, then it basically just falls out.
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i dissected the same thing last year in bio, i cut my finger on the skull try to get the brain it sucked, i also cut out the eyeball, and the tongue. i threw the eyeball at some uptight bitch in my class and and ended up getting a weeks worth of detention.
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wow, someone post pics haha
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wwoooahh... i walked through a science class at 3rd today n thye were disecting too.... them pigs were mad wrinkly n they had little beards lol. who did u give the heart to... JT?
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dibujos are drawings, dumbass. i think you meant fotografias.
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ahaha yea jt got it, and we tried to shave its beard with the scalpel but it didnt work : (
jt didnt have a digicam so i couldnt get pics last night, and they were planning on barbequeing and eating it so it may not be there anymore..
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are school didnt let us disect actual pigs, we had to use a computer program to do it, soo gay
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AHAHAHAHA fuck man this heart is the most fun thing ive had in a while!!!! yesterday i took it out of its gloves and started aproaching ppl and scaring the shit out of them. then i put it back in the gloves and blew up the gloves a bit and then was smacking ppl in the face with it! it was priceless. anywho last night i grilled it on da bbq but we didnt eat it since it was filled with embalming fluid. yea nol u can come take a pic of it today it really burnt but u can still tell what it is in a second!!! good times
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yea i disected pigs last year too. i got the brain out whole though you gotta be careful as fuck. remove the entire skull and cut away the spine. it was funny watching the girls bitch around cause i wasnt wearing gloves and theyre all like EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWAHHHHH
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i hear that you guys actually grilled it up, but couldnt bring yourselves too eat it, boooooooo!
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that reminds me of dumb and umber when jim carey rips out the japs heart and puts it in a paper bag. ah what a great movie
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reminds me of when i took out the long intestine of like a big ass frog jump roped it and than swung it around my head
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"brb gotta take pictures of fetal pig heart"
"noland you scare me"
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yo as if JT was gonna cook and eat it. but nolan you def should have saved me the skull.
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next time jay.. next time
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