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The Osama Pros

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schlonginator
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comes in two lengths 176 and 186 - released very soon!



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Ds91260
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
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lineskier10
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the picture doesnt work
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22 years ago
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schlonginator
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fuck....its to big to be posted on NS. anyone want to host it for me? hit me up if you can help.

The osama pros are well worth the wait



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SeanB
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I've been waiting forever, you have to hook me up with a pic yo!


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22 years ago
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Mike-O
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Sorry man,doesn't work.
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do this..right click on it go to properties..go to the link..see it,then come back here and u can see it again
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22 years ago
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K_2
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I want to see the Osama pros dammit!
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22 years ago
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Dominic
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same here
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22 years ago
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weazelzb
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lemme try



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22 years ago
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Jackpot
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hahahahaha u forget the afgani flag color scheme

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22 years ago
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Sean14456
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those are not the osama pros, stop hating
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22 years ago
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EastCoastPride
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Definitely not the OP's. Waaaaay too skinny.


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22 years ago
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Danger.
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still look sick
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22 years ago
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3ski6guy0
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why are we naming skis after little fuckers that no one likes


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22 years ago
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3ski6guy0
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is their gonna be a ski called the hussein or something?


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weazelzb
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hah they could also make the Stalin pro model


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jigga say wha??

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22 years ago
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Jackpot
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the Fidel Castro Grom, comes in 130, 137 and 146

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22 years ago
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Danger.
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nice, how much?


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22 years ago
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Tosh
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how long before those come out???
22 years ago
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GeneralDisorder
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interesting .. the scratch ski.. with all red.. with oakley symbol on front and osama's head with the skogen sprang bomb goin toward his head
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22 years ago
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Ds91260
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what the fuck are u talking about galant.....
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22 years ago
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lanks
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its not interesting at all gallant, youre wrong

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22 years ago
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GeneralDisorder
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thast the description of the ski
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Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

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22 years ago
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ESB
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Dude, Osama Pros are sick... they're really hard to get ahold of though.

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22 years ago
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Jackpot
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i know, some asswipe calling himself Seth Morrison grabbed em off the shelf before i could, so i punched him in the face, after he said 'oww' i knew it wasn't Seth, because seth has Invincibility

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EastCoastPride
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And unlimited ammo.


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22 years ago
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lineskier10
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sick, does he wear the invincibility bracelet
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22 years ago
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AppSkier
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next is the Adolf Hitler model


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22 years ago
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Rogge
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im still waiting for my Communist Crusiers to come in the mail....they'll be a great addition to my Michael Jackson Snowblades and my Charlie Manson Machete Pros


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22 years ago
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SohCahToa
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i just got some ed gain pogs, theyre killer
22 years ago
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pag
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the ossama pro rock
I've ridden them...

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22 years ago
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DevilsGlensFunk
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are they for real i dont beleve because the pic on this thread is cartoon
post a real one
22 years ago
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YetiRyan
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Are they supposed to look like a little white box with a red x on them. I don't think those would ski very well.
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22 years ago
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Capurnicus
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there are like the sickest skis ever made

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22 years ago
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RudyGarmisch
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Oakley has been making skis for a long time, where has everyone been? C'mon, they've made:

Communist Crusiers (BC Model)
Fidel Castro Grom
Gallant Goobers (60cm)
Freedom Phrys (park skis)

Next year they're planning to upgrade the Fidels to Arafats, with a wider base and new paint.
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schlonginator
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^so true

Will get a pic up that works for everyone soon - with base graphics included.




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22 years ago
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Sean14456
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so not, but i will let that stand, only the priveleged few will know the truth of the osama pros.
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so these skis are bombproof eh? they will never catch osama, hes too crafty.

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GrippinGs
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i just bought a press and will be coming out with the whitney park ski...it'll be all white and have 2 nostrils on the tips
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22 years ago
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five0
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did u really buy a press?
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22 years ago
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GrippinGs
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ya man doesn't everyone have one?
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video


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22 years ago
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five0
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ummm..no
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22 years ago
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GrippinGs
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well i feel sorry for u..guess ur the only one without an extra $200,000 chillin underneath his/her bed
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22 years ago
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five0
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200,000....maybe 2,000
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22 years ago
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GrippinGs
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BAH! shows how much u know
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22 years ago
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Ahmets_Brother
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some one put pic on here

east coast rider

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22 years ago
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pag
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osama pro rocks... huge pop, light,big tips to go in bc, they are better than any other skis... I'm gonna get them soon
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22 years ago
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midwest_720s
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i'm gonna make a ski w/ porn on it.

actually there was this thing i ski magazine where u could have anythin air brushed onto your ski from 200-500$ depending on the detail. they had an austin powers ski.

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good
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22 years ago
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aggro_sk8
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midwest_720s, too late, theres a back issue of Ski where they show them.

how about the Dahli Lama pros, w/ SBC (special blessing core) that 'sends you to a higher plane'
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