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Now doesnt this sound better?

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eastAR5
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im sick of t his bullshit... Im seriously gona get a huge loan from the bank when im a little older and hire a team of real devlopers to make the ski game that everyone wants. Croutons, blunts, trucks, daftys, persicion corking control, completly moddable and open environment, extremely realistic pop/speed for jumps and rails, LifeStyle Mode - start from the beginning bearly able to slide a rail, work your way up, earn cash in many ways (selling/growing weed, winning comps, working at the ski shop etc). Skis can break, delam, edges can fall off. Full videor worked into the game, setup "cameras" as in real life next to jumps rails/etc and use session points to keep sessioning something until u get the trick. Put together a sick promo and get sponcored - earn better gear and pro hos. This game will be rated M for mature - dope ass skiing, violence, drug use, amazing hiphop/techno/alternative soundtrak mp3 player, and sexuality.

Like if you can only afford a cheaper condo, then you have to actually take a bus (only like a 20 second ride) to the mountain to get up. The more real -life comforts you make for yourself the easier the game becomes. Having steezy outerwear improves your confidence. So does having hot pro hos a call away. Starting out, your hands will probably be flailing everywhere. Only fat chicks will want you. You might get snaked a lot in the park. If you try and huck off a big jump with no experience you will most likely eat shit and end up with a hospital bill, taking away from your precious funds.

Build extremely realistic backcountry booters, craft the lift, pop, even salt it.

Everything powered by a advanced engine such as Quake4 and halflife 2 style phyics engine etc

Butters, nose butters, crown pretzel combos, everything thats possible in real life. Take off your skis and hike. Talk shit to snowbladers and get in fights if you want. Be the nicest kid on the hill. Dress emo, dress like a nig, dress like a gaper. Its all your choice. Custom design parks in the park-editor mode. Compete in real events like the US open, x games etc. Multiplayer co-op open enviroment option.

No going 1000mph and doing triple back 1680s off imaginary booters. This is real life son. This is Park Life

Dec 15 2006 9:53AM
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MadMaxamas
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Ok
Dec 15 2006 9:56AM
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whitewater413
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that sounds amazing
Dec 15 2006 9:59AM
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kepler.
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i have a feeling that the ski game industry will go somethin like tony hawk and all of the skateboard games. everything will be totally unreaslistic and fake but all of the kids who don't skateboard love it. then the kids who actually do started sayin somethin and EA came up with SKATE. if you haven't heard about it, its pretty much how described above, except for the bitches and stuff. but it is supposed to be so realistic and actually like the lifestyle. so i'm thinkin we either have to be heard by the gaming industries by boycotting and petitioning. or we just have to wait about 6 years for good game to come out. i'm hopin for the former rather than the latter
Dec 15 2006 10:10AM
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n-o
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WOW we need to make  a petition and send it t a game makeing company
Dec 15 2006 10:10AM
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hollygrove
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.........
Do it.
Dec 15 2006 11:16AM
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drwclrk
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that sounds sick id buy it
Dec 15 2006 11:21AM
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Greenish
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it should be like xbox live so you can update clothes and comp schedules and new skis and everything each year
Dec 15 2006 11:40AM
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JGP.
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honestly, i think it would sell better than they think. now with ps3 blue ray shit u can load up a disc with so much shit it shouldnt be to hard to make it realistic. please make this game. somebody.
Dec 15 2006 11:52AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
something that has never been there before... ok i am sure that you were ironic
Dec 15 2006 12:05PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
pull it off and i will love you. forever.
Dec 15 2006 3:16PM
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twistedslate
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thats real dude, im with you on that
Dec 15 2006 3:18PM
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snowbladesforlife
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I am sure if you pitched that exact idea to any venture capital company they would give you invest. Or they would beat you senseless for hearing the stupidest ass shit they have ever heard and wasting everyone's time. But, you are a 17 year old with rich parents, so I am sure they will front the cost.
Dec 15 2006 3:23PM
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dozerr
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that would be so sick
Dec 15 2006 3:37PM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
id ditch the "selling weed" idea thats pretty scam if you ask me, the skiing sounds solid...but the fighting and selling dope and shit sounds like a shitty grand theft auto game...
Dec 15 2006 4:11PM
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cmo
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so are you
Dec 15 2006 4:23PM
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eastAR5
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why should it be shitty? all im saying is that it should be like real life. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

if you want to do nothing but ski and be striaght edge that is fine to. its called having OPTIONS. now explain to me why that would be a bad thing? i could go downstairs and set fire to my house right now if I wanted... but I dont. thats called real life The way i envision it is NOTHING like GTA graphics or gameplay wise.
Dec 15 2006 4:34PM
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kepler.
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how would you advertise a game to the masses about having sex and selling drugs. its not GTA san andreas
Dec 15 2006 5:40PM
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andy_boy
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FUCKEN JEA!
Dec 15 2006 5:51PM
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west
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Park Life......do it.
Dec 15 2006 6:22PM
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poofartpee
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why does everyone steel my icon FUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Dec 15 2006 6:30PM
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DANETRON
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is it a premade
Dec 15 2006 6:33PM
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pat_0101
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Sounds like you've already got a title, thats sweet. I'd buy it!
Dec 15 2006 6:34PM
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poofartpee
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no i had to resize it
Dec 15 2006 6:34PM
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slimbruddah
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Hahahahaha. Yes... a game with a grow op....
Dec 15 2006 7:02PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
sounds great
Dec 15 2006 7:24PM
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wh@t
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yes. ive been dreaming this for a while. oh and yall should be able to scope urbans.
Dec 15 2006 8:39PM
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Elijah.
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hahaha
Dec 15 2006 8:44PM
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juanborlando
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what the hell is a crown? u mentioned it as a trick...
Dec 15 2006 8:46PM
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skijunkiedtm
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yea just have like a full city with realistic urban hits that would be sick
Dec 15 2006 8:46PM
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fouldsys
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you sir, are my hero. that would be the sickest game alive
Dec 15 2006 8:52PM
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fouldsys
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270 on su 270 out. he invented the term. people should jump on the band wagon and start saying it. i know i do.
Dec 15 2006 8:56PM
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313ridah
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fuck nigga, mak dat shyte ike grand theft auto. fo reels.
Dec 15 2006 9:46PM
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theguynextdoor91
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im thinkin it should be called "Huck" then some special edition steezy edition
Dec 15 2006 11:20PM
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hendriab
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YAH THOSE IDEAS ARE THE SHIZZZNIT that would be so ski like if you could kill snowboarders to finance your drug operation on the side so you can buy skis and then smoke and make the game all slow reaction...but seriously with all the exta stuff your putting it in, wheres the skiing gonna be, like if you have growing weed and fighting and shit, hows the skiing gonna be like no game have encompas every aspect of real life...casue thats called real life....
Dec 16 2006 12:05AM
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BFFset.
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haha well placed.
Dec 16 2006 1:02AM
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french_fry
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I wish you success in your failure.
Dec 16 2006 1:38AM
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kepler.
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well said
Dec 17 2006 7:32PM
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eheath
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Sounds like a sick game. Good luck making profit, no joke.
Dec 17 2006 7:37PM
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mcoop
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MAKE IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 17 2006 7:44PM
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ajjackson
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Basically what every kid says when they do something and realize its not a video game. Im not holding my breath for Gran Theft Auto: Mt Hood
Dec 18 2006 8:33AM
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back_woods
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uhhh yeaahh but those of use WITH A LIFE can just go out there and ski it anyway
why would you want to live in a videogame?
Dec 18 2006 9:18AM
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Tolz
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i think he could make bank on that - with the recent explosion of twin tippers, why not? and as someone said above about tony hawk's series, even non-skiers would buy it.
Dec 18 2006 9:37AM
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