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Why you should ALWAYS get the true age of a girl
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So yesterday I was riding with my roomate here in Breck with this chick that he had met earlier on the lift who was out here on vacation. She's pretty cute and all so I let him do his thing and stayed out of the way. Anyways my roomate is 21 and this chick looked somewhat young to me and he hadn't found out how old she was yet, but he thought she was definately over 18. So we ride for a bit then I roll out and take some runs on my own to finish out the day. A little bit later they both come back to our place and start flirting and shit in front of me so I go to the rec center for a bit then come back and go to bed fairly early because it was awkward just sitting around while they are about 5 feet away with me groping each other. I wake up this morning at about 830 and while i was getting ready to go ski there's a knock at the front door. The chick was still here from the night before all cuddled up around my roomate both asleep. So I answer the door and it's a police officer asking for my roomate. I wake them up and kind of go about my business but definately still focusing on what was going on. The cop was looking for the girl because her parents had called the cops to find here some point during the night and I heard him say "because you're only 17 I have to take you down to the station to meet your parents." By the way there was a box of condoms in full view on the chair, and the cop definately saw it. I started laughing to myself and then heard my roomate try to cover himself by saying he was only 20 but then the cop took down all of his information (s.s. number, state of drivers license, etc.) then left with the girl. So now we're just kind of waiting to see what's going to happen to my roomate since the girl was under 18, and he's 21. Pretty funny situation so I thought i would share it here.
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its up to her parents what happens next
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You take what you can get in Summit County, legal or not.
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But seriously, can I get that girls number? Maybe a little Michigan High 5 or Eiffel Tower?
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we had some motivational speaker back in middle school who went to jail for that shit and now hes one of those telemarketing people that everyone hangs up on
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As long as she was hot he actually scored.
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haha you know I'm down for that! but i guess she's going back to Cali where she lives tomorrow or something
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yea i was going to say, so you dont rape a girl before i read the thread, but yea, to avoid that situation
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keep us updated if he gets in trouble with the cops
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Oh shit, I am going back home to CA in a week. I love the sluts.
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I can't believe you think that's funny dude, you're roommate is most likely in a world of hurt.
of course if you hate him, I can see why you would find it funny
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It should be a law that if they're wearing lululemon they are responsible.
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hasn't anyone heard of don;t ask dont tell? it works wonders.
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it is kind of funny, i feel somewhat sorry for him but i honestly don't think he'll be getting in trouble. And I'm pretty sure he's not in a world of hurt because this was some tourist booty and that's it.
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well, in this case, if yur brutha can come up with a time when she said how old she was, if she lied (prolly) he can say, because of the lie, he had no idea.
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dude, your friend could get fucked over and you think its funny?
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it seems like it was a bad idea to lie to a cop
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chris loves the non legals...hahah, just playing
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I love any girl that will toss my salad...
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You're friend is in no trouble.
Colorado's age of consent is 17.
Frankly, i don't even understand why he went to the station anyways.
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definatly. If it's questionable, you should ask every time. This chick I go to school with brought her sister to a party one night. Here's what went down:
ME:Wow Kelly, your sister is pretty hot.
Kelly: You should to talk to her. She could use a decent guy like you and not one of the creeps here.
ME: Sweeeet.
ME: Hey whats up?
*we make small talk, and then she mentions something about finally getting a car. Even though the fog of many beers, my brain still considred that she perhaps she just got her LICENCE*
ME: Uhh, really. How old are you?
Girl: Oh i'm 16...
ME: *Turns and walks away w/out another word*
WHO THE FUCK BRINGS THEIR 16 yr old sister to a collge drinking party?!?!?!Â
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my brother brought me to a college drinking party, im 16
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Your a dude. Its alright for dudes. Haven't you seen that southpark? Nice....
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yea i was 16 when i went to college parties w my bro last year
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hahahahahahh he got owned
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Hardly. he got to nail some 17 year old. he is not in ANY trouble.
If anyone got owned, it was the girl because she got pwnd by the parents.
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Too true. Lululemon is just...wow.
But seriously, underaged girls + you fucking them = no good coming of it past the fact that you got laid.
Hope your roommate gets out of it OK
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damn. id be pretty scurred, who knows what a stupid 17 yo would say to not get grounded
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Even if you asked her age, I'm sure she would have lied. That's funny though, I love how some girls are irresponsible enough not to even think of the fact that she's staying at a random guy's house and her parents just might wonder why she doesn't come back to their place.
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fuck. dat shyte is fucked up byotch. always as fo da age, DAMN main, yo straight up trippin ful.
da "age of consent" is only fuckin 16. bro, ur shyte is fine.
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dude i hope your balck cause if not your the bigest fucking wiger ever
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[edit] Ohio
Age of consent for sexual conduct is 16.[7]
Formerly, the age of consent for heterosexual conduct was 16, for homosexual male conduct was 21, and no age of consent was defined for homosexual female conduct
aha I love Ohio
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How did the cops find her?!
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My boss got a 17year old girl on the go when he was 25. He said her box smelled like my little pony body wash and everything....That should be a dead giveaway.
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yea that's what we were wondering but then we found out the cop talked to some guy at our work that led them to my roomate
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well at least the parents weren't with the cop. Now that would be awkward.
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yeah your boss isn't a total creep.
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I was at my friends party at ohio state (we're all like 19 or 20) and this kid brought his little bro who was like 14 or 15 but he was really small and everyone there got him trashed. It was pretty funny but later on an undercover came to the party and started asking questions but my friends denied of knowing an underage kid was there and the guy eventually went away. It was pretty funny
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the notorious lil G returns
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damn, that sux, i hope she was hot
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