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armada = armed

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crimphard
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just talking to someone and learned all this shit about armada...

armada means armed in spanish
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the armada was a spanish fleet that was meant to invade and destroy England, too bad the small English ships got to it first.
The Armada was considered indestructible and held many weapons...it was one motherfucker of a ship

also the twin tips of the skis and the parabolicness of them supposedly represents the sails of the ship

ok, theres a brief history lesson, like you all care...

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May 31 2003 3:19PM
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CalgaryJibber
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that last partmakes your friend sound like a monkeys asshole... parabolicness? twin tips? all twin tip skis hat exist are parabolic, does that mean the original 1080's are also boat skis??

and everyone knows about the spanish armada, A, it was a question on who wants to be a milionare and B its like rade 10 history o osmething
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May 31 2003 3:27PM
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CTripper
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thanks, we all learn that in eighth grade.
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May 31 2003 3:40PM
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wiglaf
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yeah i think everyone knew that
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May 31 2003 4:25PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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if u didnt learn that in 8th grade and are younger holy shit ur ahead of ur time

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May 31 2003 4:47PM
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K_2
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Thank you for the history lesson!
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May 31 2003 4:55PM
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acc
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cool cool. (oh yeah and we all know guys already know everything so ignore their comments) :)
May 31 2003 5:04PM
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Skibum420
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hahahahahahahaha


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May 31 2003 6:16PM
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Capurnicus
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smells like last summer

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May 31 2003 6:23PM
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doghoy
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i knew that , cept for the last part bout the sails....
May 31 2003 6:33PM
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dspin7x
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ya what the hell your an idiot, everyone all ready knows that and the paroblicness and twin tips do not represent a sail. god damn we are all now dumbing hearing you talk
May 31 2003 6:52PM
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lineskier10
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yeah the skis are parabolic so you can turn better, not to represent sails
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gambino500014
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wow if my head hadnt been stuck up my ass for the past year i guess i would have already know this like all these other crackers but i guess i know now.... thanks.... well i have learnt just about enough for this year... someone tap me when i can get a picture of these new 4 front skis
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petek
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wrong history, the spanish armada was composed of 100-something ships, and was decimated by a freak storm, in non-storm season



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May 31 2003 9:57PM
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freezed
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yeah, if there hadnt have been a storm, the english fleet would have gotten destroyed by the spanish armada.

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May 31 2003 10:04PM
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ESB
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Technically, it was the combination of the storm and the English fleet that beat the Armada... the smaller English boats were able to handle the waves better, and fight at the same time.

But really, if you didn't know the meaning of Armada before now... wow.

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Jun 1 2003 1:10AM
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(ski)
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i heard my social studies teacher say armada when he was lecturing, and it suprised me cuz i wasnt really paying attention, then i got me thinking about skiing then i wasnt paying attention at all.
just thought you guys should know that.
Jun 1 2003 3:30AM
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doghoy
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wow, we're recieving history lessons on newschoolers...
Jun 1 2003 10:56AM
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$1080PLP$
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shit you all know that it all conects back to Transformer Armada


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Jun 1 2003 12:44PM
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haha
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Jun 1 2003 1:39PM
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doghoy
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haha
Jun 1 2003 2:33PM
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weazelzb
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wow...


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Jun 1 2003 2:40PM
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Phrosty
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i hope the ski company goes down just like the ship.


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Jun 1 2003 8:37PM
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gambino500014
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why if i may ask?
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Jun 1 2003 9:03PM
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doghoy
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yah why whats y dont u want armada to suceed?
Jun 1 2003 9:08PM
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DevilsGlensFunk
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I didnt know about the spanish armada.
Jun 1 2003 10:19PM
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YetiRyan
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I don't really like Armada either. Probably because I don't like Tanner. I connect the two for some reason...
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Jun 1 2003 10:26PM
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DevilsGlensFunk
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there are so many like you i wonder why

Jun 1 2003 10:27PM
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pag
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cool: It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk


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Jun 1 2003 10:29PM
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bob_dole
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kamikazes got his shit down...


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Jun 1 2003 10:48PM
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petek
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it seems that history favors the weak, in some parts. The invading fleet of the Mongols, was destroyed but a storm as well, the japs had no chance, but loured them back into there boats, during a freak typhoon. The russians didnt have a chance against france, or later on germany, but on both of those accounts, they were annihilated by the coldest winter in so many years. Same with afghanistan, during the russian, and british occupations.



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gah, stop talking now, all of you!






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Jun 1 2003 11:08PM
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WIfreeskier
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let this thread end
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Jun 1 2003 11:09PM
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Phrosty
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no


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Jun 2 2003 1:59AM
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Justo8484
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guess what geniouses! very few skis are truely parabolic! remember the old elan psx's? yeah those were parabolic, armada's, 1080's, no new twin tips are really parabolic
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Jun 2 2003 12:46PM
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doghoy
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die thread die
Jun 2 2003 1:15PM
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midwestskier69
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The only thing I know is that I just ended 8th grade and that we learned all that crap this year.....
Jun 2 2003 1:31PM
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RideBLUNT
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you're retarded, The Armada was the fleet, not one ship. And the English didn't destroy it, they didn't even get to it, a huge storm did. The english lost more ships in battle with them after. most of the armada ended up in the northern UK.


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Jun 2 2003 5:32PM
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Phrosty
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finally someone with his facts straight, but who knows, if it wasn't on video it could just be lies. The spanish could say that it was the storm, the other dudes could say it was them, bla bla bla, people could say jesus was born to a virgin mother, while she was secretly a whore. I mean if history has taught us anything it's that most of the shit we hear is wrong and it's too late for it to matter anyway.



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Jun 2 2003 9:53PM
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great call


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wow
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RideBLUNT
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yeah


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Jun 2 2003 11:01PM
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Papa
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thanks tips
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doghoy
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yah very nice reply phrosty i agree
Jun 7 2003 1:59PM
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I don't think its a matter of histroy favoring the weak. When the weak do pull off a once in a life time win like they do, it becomes far more well known and rememorable. So its not it that happens more but that its remembered for.

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You're right, but there's one little problem, no one cares
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Jun 7 2003 3:26PM
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midwest_720s
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i'm in 8th grade, and i didnt know armada meant indestructable. maybe tanner put somethin into the ski thats real suttle, then some day itll just jump out at us.

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Jun 7 2003 3:59PM
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Right on!

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Jun 7 2003 10:52PM
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Capurnicus
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You cared enough to say you didn't..bad ass.

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Ancient history is only as accurate as the people who recorded it...so take that!
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marlin_102
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well since i live in canada, and dont take spanish class, i greatly thank you for teaching me that. well i openly admit that i did not know that (except that it was a fleet of ships or whatever).
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