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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
ok so in my class theres this girl who at the beginning of the year had told me she was a slut and had fooled around with a lot of guys last year including my older brother and well as the year went on she started to like me and i tried to stay away and shit but she just kept trying to get in my pants and i say no everytime she tries for 3 reasons

1.She fooled around with my older brother
2.Shes a whore and i would probably get an STD (especially seeing some of the guys shes been with)
3.SHES DISCUSTING LOOKING!!!

well now shes completely obsessed with me and is really trying hard including grabbing my penis multiple times and im just plain old freaked the fuck out and i even tried tellin her to fuck off but i did it in a wierd way. i decided i was gunna hit on her a bit and she was happy as hell and she asks me if i wanna have sex and im like nah i dont want you i really dont feel like getting an STD and smiled said fuck you leave me the hell alone and walked away... and today SHE STILL WANTS ME anybody got any hints for what to do? im scared she might rape me or something ahhh
Dec 13 2006 5:00PM
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lineskis360
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
you hold on to her like its dear life, girls that want you that bad NEVER happen, hold on for dear life and bone her
Dec 13 2006 5:03PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
oh man that's weird, sorry man. tell her you have AIDS? or just be as mean as possible to her, completely blow her off everytime you see her. and if all else fails, headbutt her in the ovaries.

oorrrr if you're really serious about it, there are some prescription drugs that have 'reduced sex drive' as a side effect. if you wanted to, you could get some of these and slip them into her food or something. but that's going overboard, i just said it to give you something to think about.
Dec 13 2006 5:03PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
C.R.A.B.S
Dec 13 2006 5:03PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
Get a pic of her, show us and well make the decision for you to tap that or not...
Dec 13 2006 5:04PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
just wrap your tool
Dec 13 2006 5:04PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84

word. lets see a pic

Dec 13 2006 5:07PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
knock her the fuck out
Dec 13 2006 5:08PM
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quebski6
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
slap your brother for gettin with that chick, then slap the chick and say get a life bitch
Dec 13 2006 5:09PM
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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
Retrieving Picture...
Dec 13 2006 5:15PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
im actyually kind in the same situation...except she didnt grab my penis
Dec 13 2006 5:23PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
damn fool you best hold on to that bitch cause you ugly as shit!
Dec 13 2006 5:24PM
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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
sorry couldnt get a picture my myspace isnt working
Dec 13 2006 5:25PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
well atleast i dont look like you
Dec 13 2006 5:27PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
haha, he is right, but i will wait for the pic to pass final judgement.
Dec 13 2006 5:28PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
actualy i just had an idea, sit down with her and tell her how you feel, ask her to go get tested, if shes dirty be like i dont want what you have and if she is clean hit that shit!
Dec 13 2006 5:29PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
PICTURE
Dec 13 2006 5:29PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
pic
Dec 13 2006 5:31PM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
bahahahhahahaha bud you might as well say "at least i aint gettin bitches like you" while you at it.
Dec 13 2006 5:31PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
just get a couple of good blow jobs and move on
Dec 13 2006 5:53PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
just say your gonna have sex with her, tie her down, take a dump on her chest, and leave her there
Dec 13 2006 5:58PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
shes looking for a challenge. dont give in. who knows what shit is festering up in there (based on your description). just avoid her like the plauge and youre set
Dec 13 2006 6:02PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
light her hair on fire....works like a charm
Dec 13 2006 7:57PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
just pull your cock out and pee on her
Dec 13 2006 8:29PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
bag over the head and bone her that will do the trick. ull fell good and she will too and u wont have to look at her.
Dec 13 2006 8:33PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
if i were you i would call up my bro and be like " yo! lets go tag teamin'!"
Dec 13 2006 8:37PM
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dr_jib
Posts: 257 - Karma: 36
just cockslap her a few times, of course she might demand more
Dec 13 2006 8:40PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
so the ladies like those swollen lips of your when you are yodeling in their valleys?
Dec 13 2006 8:47PM
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skier4line1019
Posts: 182 - Karma: 15
we need a pic
Dec 13 2006 8:48PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
ahahahahaahahahaaahahahahahahaa fuck man that was funny
Dec 13 2006 8:48PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
tell her your german and you must shit on her chest first inorder to have sex
Dec 13 2006 8:49PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
haha just tell her your queer
Dec 13 2006 8:53PM
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Jamesl48
Posts: 547 - Karma: 10
pee in her butt
Dec 13 2006 8:53PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
pic! just wrap your stump and do her!
Dec 13 2006 8:57PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
when the fuck did you get back?!?
Dec 13 2006 8:58PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
pepper spray
Dec 13 2006 9:01PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
the classic NS responce
Dec 13 2006 9:05PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
dont ever give in and do her, cuz then she'd probably go fucking crazy and start showing up in your room at night and all kinds of crazy shit you see in movies!

then try to sue you or claim that shes pregnant and shit haha.
Dec 13 2006 10:25PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186
that was me, sorry i was just drunk! lol
Dec 13 2006 10:40PM
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hoodskiier
Posts: 288 - Karma: 12
yeah don't do shit with her because if you do it's going to get even worse. just make fun of her in the middle of class and call her ugly and broke repeatedly until she fucks off
Dec 13 2006 10:41PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Since when is Lil' G back?
Dec 13 2006 10:47PM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
If you sit next to her this may work, it did for me.

Go eat at t-bell or anywhere that gives you gas.
Hold all your farts in till whatever hour she's there.
Everytime you get up, or go past her desk, or if she sits right next to you let out a big ol' juicy fart.

I got rid of some wierd girl like that in my math class using this tactic, it only took 1 day.
Dec 14 2006 5:48AM
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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
haha Yeah but it wouldn't work on her. Her last boyfriend was a redneck and well he let out huge ass farts all the time and she went crazy for him because of it... odd?


P.S. forgot to say she has a boyfriend at the moment too.
P.S.S I decided to go for her hot friend Britney shes fuckin hot and she wants me too im so fuckin in!
Dec 14 2006 7:49AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
pic!
Dec 14 2006 9:11AM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Pics or you're making this up
Dec 14 2006 9:12AM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
yeah get some pics of her and her hot friend
Dec 14 2006 9:12AM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
PICTURE
Dec 14 2006 9:16AM
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
dude if shes not totally ugly, just get drunk and do her, but double wrap it if your worried about stds! shave yourself if your worried about crabs. then while your doing her put it in her butt and she'll either let you buttfuck her all the time or she'll never sleep with you again. either way that would be awsome
Dec 14 2006 9:20AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Dec 14 2006 10:09AM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
pics

you don't wanna do anything gross girls talk man you do something to fucked up and you will never get a date at your school or from any girl thats heard of you before except weird fucks who are into that shit and thats just fucked
Dec 14 2006 1:01PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
dude first we need age, picture, and ill fuck her first just to find out
Dec 14 2006 1:06PM
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