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Ex-friend getting what she deserves...wanna help?

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Ruski
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so basically my "friend" has been going around talking shit making up lies etc etc. you know the usual good friend kinda stuff after confronting her about it we got into a huge argument, so one of my guy friends and i have decided enough is enough we're going to mess w. her a little. so we're planning a prank nothing too extreme just something to push her buttons a little, any ideas?
Dec 10 2006 9:58PM
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CooksCorner
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Dec 11 2006 4:32PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
bit extreme don't you think?
Dec 11 2006 4:49PM
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Republican_Enemy
Posts: 2182 - Karma: 4
give me some head, that would really piss her off.
Dec 11 2006 4:52PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
put a bunch of caution tape and parking cones on her car so she walks out of school and is super embarrassed.
Dec 11 2006 4:58PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
damn you basically took mine. i was going to say replace her birth controll with tylenol.
Dec 11 2006 5:02PM
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hart62
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Take a dump in her shoes, or key "the moon rulez #1" into her car
Dec 11 2006 5:14PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
or theres this one website that you can call and they send poop in a baggie to people... or hire me.
Dec 11 2006 5:27PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
thats retarted.
Dec 11 2006 5:29PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
this isnt the most mature thing. But since I was a child ive dreamed of hidding a dead fish in someones room. Ive never had the motive. But you could live my dream!
Dec 11 2006 5:34PM
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Jamesl48
Posts: 547 - Karma: 10
salt a penis onto her front lawn
Dec 11 2006 7:44PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
GOLD
Dec 11 2006 8:09PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
Sweet you have a guy friend so this should be easy for him...
If he follows my intsructions exactly i think you'll get the result you are looking for. This prank which i am poud to have concocted myself is known as Hershey's Chocolate Milk.
Enjoy...

THE Hersheys Chocolate Milk....

This one takes a while but it's worth it! You need to first go to your state house and apply for a name change. This may involve a certain amount for background checks and things of that nature, hope your not a felon. You need to get you full legal name changed to Hershey Herhey Hershey, this is very key. You than need to apply for an international passport under the name of Hershey Hershey Hershey. This will also require a background check so, again I hope you have a clean record, and some time. This next step is also key and is getting towards the end so stick with me. You need to become some sort of hero, save a local orphanage from a fire (you may need to start this fire). This will allow you to get a large front page story with your picture and name, again it is now Hershey Hershey Hershey. Now for the best part! Get this girl in bed, maybe more than a few times, you need to build this broads trust up! Ok this is it, after setting up a closed circuit television system linked to A. an internet web feed, and B. Some sort of recording device( tivo would be fine i think)... you need to have ANAL SEX with her this is huge i repeat it must be ANAL SEX. Work that shit like never before and make sure not to service yourself for a week or so ahead of time so you'll come mega hard! Now release your man juice into her stink hole, deep... now punch that slut in the head and knock her out quick!!! In her placid state her anus will release a creamy brownish off white goo, much like that of a Hershys brand chocolate milk. Take a glass and fill it with said goo. WAke her up and have her drink it, She won't remember much and will be glad to have a refreshment to releave her from such a groggy state. take a picture NOW!!! You must be holding your passport and the recently taken hero newspaper article. Humiliation complete. I'm glad to have been of service my fellow NS'er.
Dec 11 2006 8:22PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
just get over this shit god who really cares what people say


the best thing to do is have no friends at all then you dont have to put up wiht this kind of shit
Dec 11 2006 8:28PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
shit on her chest
Dec 11 2006 8:34PM
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Mert
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
dont do anything, just piss her off at every opprtuinity possible
Dec 11 2006 8:44PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
sooo childish
Dec 11 2006 8:53PM
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Kungris
Posts: 375 - Karma: 9
get your guy friends to put on military gear and raid her room saying that she has seen something that comprimises the public safety and that now they have to kill her.
Dec 11 2006 9:25PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10447 - Karma: 10,018
Bukkake her.
Dec 11 2006 9:56PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
i was making fun of a friend (the one i quoted). you'd know if you were in the lady's men cult.  he actually tried to shit in a guy's backpack.
Dec 11 2006 10:36PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
an eye for an eye makes the world go blind.
Dec 11 2006 11:22PM
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wh@t
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word
Dec 11 2006 11:24PM
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Mat.
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word
Dec 11 2006 11:29PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
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word
Dec 11 2006 11:34PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
i think i would punch her in the face then take a dump on her head, might be hars but i dont think shed say shit about you anymore
Dec 11 2006 11:43PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Dont pull one prank to get back, just be a random asshole on a day to day basis. Try it, its really fun. When she comes up to you it will be like:

"Hi! whats up?"

Then punch her in the back of the head.
Dec 12 2006 8:50PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
thats no fun
Dec 12 2006 8:53PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
that would be raw, but for some reason this just seems like it involves people younger than those needing birth control...
Dec 12 2006 8:54PM
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skijunkiedtm
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w0rd
Dec 12 2006 8:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
make her pee her pants while she's sleeping... that or while she's passed out put her in a car drivers seat, and have the car full and park it intfront of either a clif or a huge rock wall and load up the car had have everyone scream to wake her up and scare ths shit out of her.. i dunno try to think of some pretty fucked up ways to her her back and try a little bit of all
Dec 12 2006 8:56PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
holy shit once when I was sleeping on the plane, the landing woke me up and for like 3 seconds I was scared shitless cause I thought we were crashing and I started screaming/hyperventilating.
Dec 12 2006 9:02PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
you doing somthing back is only going to make problems worse...But if your gunna go ahead with it any way heres an idea. So last week this dickwad Brad robbed my friend Oli of 210 bucks that was supposed to get us an O of some dank nugget. So, at first we were gunna just like slash his tiers and shit but then what we ended up doing is stealing him mom, killing her and grinding her up in a pudding like substance and then we poored her remains into his gas tank... let me tell ya, that one really fucked his day up.
Dec 12 2006 9:05PM
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Sean...M
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post her cell phone # on new schoolers and everyone will call text her



thats gold
Dec 12 2006 9:12PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
great idea
Dec 12 2006 9:14PM
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skibum1854
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that would make for some good times
Dec 12 2006 9:14PM
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JAYTRON
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this kid knows how to push it to the limits!

and post her number, this could be fun.
Dec 12 2006 9:19PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
yeah the phone number thing. and we can have a new thread on what people said to her n shit.
Dec 12 2006 9:30PM
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Chunk*Unit
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
bhahaha.

I'm gonna have to go with everyone else here and say let it slide. I've been in situations like that before, and I know for a fact that if you take action to try to get back at her and show that it's making you pissed, it's going to give her satisfaction in knowing that she achieved her goal.
Dec 12 2006 9:44PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
don't listen to teri.

this is your only option. trust me.
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Dec 12 2006 9:48PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
niccccccccccccccccce
Dec 12 2006 9:49PM
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Chunk*Unit
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
lol wow Jesse. Put 'em on ice. You obviously don't know how catty girls can get. CLEARLY hanging them is not the answer. hahaha Hang up more christmas decorations so Jesus will love you more. maybe that will chill them.
Dec 12 2006 9:54PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
CELL PHONE ## CELL PHONE ##!!
Dec 12 2006 9:59PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
that would be so brutal
Dec 13 2006 12:59AM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
same, it'd be pimp tho if she ran outta minutes or something and her bill was insane. or she had to change her whole phone #. if you ask me i think its better then getting sugar in your tank.
Dec 13 2006 1:01AM
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RWalker
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
wow...word up my man
Dec 13 2006 1:44AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
nugget her backpack at lunch. so funny. for those who don't know, nuggeeting is where you take out all of the stuff from the main compartment of the backpack, then flip it inside out, put all the books and whatnot back in, then zip it up, so there's no straps or anything on the outside sticking out, making her carry it like a nugget.
Dec 13 2006 1:53AM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
hahahah
Dec 13 2006 10:17AM
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Republican_Enemy
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you'll be suprised about the amount of adults who pop pills to get through the day. You never know whose high.
Dec 13 2006 11:22AM
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eyeLiektoSkee
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post her phone number on newschoolers and tell everybody to call it, oh and her email too!
Dec 13 2006 7:29PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
nononono anal warts.




flour in the hair dryer
Dec 13 2006 8:17PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
shoot ky jelly warming snesation all over her this way you two can fight and get all oily thats a major chubby
Dec 13 2006 8:44PM
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