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Fighting tips

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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
so there is this kid that is going to fight me for a stupid reason and i dont want to fight him but he says he doesnt care yada yada and he says hes just going to come up and start swinging and i realllllllly dont want to fight him. so any tips for me not to hit him but still not get myself hurt?
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
one word: shotgun
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RoLLLinDeep
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 9
thats the biggest homo shit ive ever heard.....just snuff the dude in his fuckin face....if he wants to fight you then just beat his ass
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Or you could...

Get him on his stomach and get on his back like you're riding him like a cowboy and give him some elbows to the head. Straight up Matt Hughes vs. Royce Gracie style.
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skiWASHDC
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well first off when you get into a fight, instinct just kicks in and not much will matter, unless you've trained and know what your doing.

Id stay dodge a few get em a little tired work him and just lock your foot behind his push him back or try to get him on the ground and whail on his face
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
If you're throwing punches at each other try to keep your abs clenched because he could quickly incapacitate you with a punch in the stomach. I know it sounds obvious, but Houdini died when someone punched him in the stomach when he wasn't ready.
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Mr_Bojangles
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1) Move into him constantly, don't ever move back.

2) Aim for the solar plexis, cluster of nerves below the sternum. He won't get up.

3) Hit his nose, his eyes will begin to water.

4) Elbows and knees can be more devastating than fists.

5) If he pins you down, bite him. It seriously works, he will back away.

6) All else fails, punch him in the neck.
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snoopy
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try to dodge first punch, catch him off balance, and take his legs out.
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
^ or punching under the arm does the same thing as #2
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BIG-DADDY-BLACK
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spit in his fucking grill
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
fucking throw a sword at him
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
grab him by the front of his shirt and use it as sort of i dont know.... a lever to repetedly punch him in the face, like hockey fights
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FERREZZ
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ya and its kinda of hard for them to get around your arm when you do that
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
all damn good advice, listen to this man.
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STREETS
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This sounds like some sound advice right here. As well as everything else said except for the knife thats just dumb.
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back_woods
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some more info would be helpful: whos taller (and thus hasmore reach?) whos heavier? Whos stronger? Do you know for a fact that hes not going to back down? etc..
you need to know what moves you CAN use before trying to use em
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Vicrum
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if you are going to get hit then make it so that when he does punch u that u make his wrist bend / break.  Thats the best cause a full force punch that lands unevelny equals somethings broken.
 Thats what i learned from working out with some boxers.
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Rez4frederick
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In my opinion, if there isn't something serious to fight about, fighting is ga..  I hate to get hurt for no reason.  Grab a weapon of some sort if he just wont fucking back down, like a bat.  No one ever said you had to fight fair, especially if the fucker wont leave you alone.
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
wow thanks for all the advice guys. now give me some advice on blocking shit cause im guessing that is what this is going to come to.
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
bring at least a dozen healing potions and some mana potions as well. You might wanna enchant your armor as well and train your skills. Sounds like this guy is at least level 43 so watch your back.
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SharfSchutze
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
Smart man right here. Drill the fucker every chance you get.
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Krazy_Karl
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thats a dirty move, you can kill a person like that if it breaks off. If you do, dont punch to hard, even a light punch will get him down.
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
kill boars nonstop beforehand to get your level up. you're definitely going to want to put fireblast on your hotbar, even if you're not specced to reduce the casting time. get some strength and agility enchants on your cloak, then give them to kyle, he needs them for bow attacks.
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Sean...M
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im telling you, if you show up naked, there wont be a fight.
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DeakleMatter
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SLAM HIM! let him swing first, get him off balance, and slam him! hold his arms down w/ urs, and use ur legs to keep him totally satble-then by the time someone gewts there to break it up, hell be so pissed that u can argue u were jus protecting urself from this psycho dude that came onto u for no reason! but seriously, if ur on top, u win.
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rockymountainmilitia
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yes. full on tyler durdin fight club style. just let your ass get handed to you. ive been in a few fights in my time when ive realised im just gonna get beat. instead of trying to fight it. I try to spin it around and every punch landed i try to enjoy. act like a crazy fuck. if he gets you in the face a couple times spit the blood back in his face. its a fucking classic. people will think your a total nut case, nobody will fuck with you. and after you get your ass kicked, tell the school you did nothing to provoke this, it was pure adrenaline that was making you act this way. then say the kid has been bullyinh you for months. he'll be expelled in a fucken heartbeat. if he trys to touch you again, fuck call the cops, get a restraining order and get some money out of that bitch. if you do nothing you have all the power in the world.
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whattheshit
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step in with your right and give a shot to his left outer oblique this will make him drop his dukes down and extend his body down to the left after your shot, this should be an automatic reaction from the body.  once he does that come down with your left and step in with your left and make sure you catch the temple.  then as he is falling follow through with your right knee into his face.  you gotta be quick.
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
protect your temples, and punch through him, not at him
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Schoening
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why does this kid want to fight you
18 years ago
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
its over my damn cousin, she told the kid she didnt like him and now her and jon (fr33ski3r) are together. its pretty fuckin gay. this fight isnt going to happen anyways the kid is a pussy and just likes to talk shit. the kid keeps on tryin to start shit so if he does fight him its gonna be pretty fuckin gay because its fuckin retarded and jon doesnt wanna fight him anyways. and i think the kid knows better now .... for un disclosed reasons lol
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
throw the first punch, best advice i can give
18 years ago
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1-pippin
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get naked and try to hug him, then he will run away and you win!
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mad_540_trix
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no, wait for him to throw, because then he's initiated the fight and you pretty much can't get in trouble unless you kill him or something.  duck his punch, punch him in the nose/jaw 3 times, grab the back of his head, and drive it into your knee.  actually, that's a description of the quickest fight i've ever seen.  seemed to work pretty well.  one guy had a broken nose and was down for the count and the other guy wasn't scratched.  just like i said earlier in this thread, use your knees.
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Sean...M
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i'vee been telling everyone that in this thread, but no one listens!
18 years ago
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mad_540_trix
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alternatively, do something like this http://www.break.com/index/tornadokick.html
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
thats fuckin sweet

n e ways you guys really arnt understanding this he was wondering how he can avoid this and if the fight did happen how he could not fight back yet still not get his ass whooped.
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Pman13a
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ya that wouldnt be such a great idea at a school
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Love_Wins.
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Can't believe no one has said kidney shot yet, that's an awesome place to hit if you can...lower back, off to either side...if you can't I'd say avoid fighting this douche...but if not, just go nuts and do whatever you can to kick his ass.
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Chances are you'll be so pumped with adrenaline you won't be able to think so you'll just graze eachothers head, maybe throw eachother to the ground until a teacher comes and breaks it up.
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
be a man and fight him. how? start punching. even if he kicks your ass, everyone will respect you for putting up a fight.
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jibsworth
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ouch, they fucking hurt!!!
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mark.p
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If you know he is going to kick your ass and won't back down, skip the pushing, shoving, and talking part and just hit him in the face. He won't expect it and it will knock him off balance. Then just pin him to the ground and just beat his ass.
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JIB_NISSE
Posts: 833 - Karma: 28
that is precisely what i meant
18 years ago
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DANETRON
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upper cut with left tho. not a hook with the right hell be expecting that
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
you guys still dont get it................. but wutever

ive said this like 4 times IT ISNT GONNA HAPPEN just some stupid ass kid talkin shit. the guy would never fight anyone let alone do it in school. hes just bein a douche for some reason.
18 years ago
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SlickRick.
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thats such bad advice. tahts the only reason i dont like fighting cause knifes a freaky shit. you never know what youll do when adrenalines pumpin and your pissed.
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Redstar
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I remember our teaching telling us that like, a weapon being present increases the chances of serious harm by like 50% or more. Fuck knives, man.
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dr_phil
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Aim for the plexus (or the nose if you feel like it)

Direct hit (don't swing punch or uppercut like boxers)

Try to punch as if you were whipping something : retract your fist the fastest you can
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