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My first day back skiing is tomorrow...
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Not many people know this but about 1.5 months ago I partially ripped my asshole open during a small backyard sesh at my house. My shitty poles that I only use for backyard and urban, have no baskets, and ripped through my pajama pants and went a couple inches up my ass.
But, the doctor gave me the okay to ski tomorrow and represent the Bob Ross No Bib Jib Team at Sunday River.
JEA!
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i skied today for the first time, me and my friend were the first people on the lift for the season
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so thats the story your going with ? haha
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If you guys don't beleive me I can show you the footage... my friend made a thread on it when it happened and Adrian posted the link in the thread... let me try to find it.
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if it went in under six inches your still not gay man.....
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bahahaha, that's fucking hilarious. but, im also sorry to hear about it. sucks man.
it was my first day back skiing today, the same trail for 4 hours!
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You lost your ass virginity to a ski pole, better than other things......
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and why was the bottom end of your ski pole around your asshole
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i was there today, it was a lot of fun. uhh, good luck with the asshole
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