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Sex for christmas?

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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
ok my gf says that for christmas i am getting 10 little things that are all differnt but do the same job and they start with c and end with s and are 7 letters ..... they are a secret and im not allowed to show them to anyone ..... are they condoms?? and she is planning a special day on the 27th (when her parents wont be home) ..... am i getting laid?????
Dec 9 2006 1:20AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
shit totally ment to put this in the ladies men but what ever to late now
Dec 9 2006 1:21AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
or it could be cabages
Dec 9 2006 1:22AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
or cabage's
Dec 9 2006 1:22AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
creamies?
Dec 9 2006 1:22AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
catches
Dec 9 2006 1:23AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha hopefully she as bad at keeping her pants on as she is keeping secrets
Dec 9 2006 1:23AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
cabages.... damn i was way off
Dec 9 2006 1:24AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
haha hopefully :):)
Dec 9 2006 1:24AM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
Hope Fully its 7 cognacs since you dont need condoms to have sex Id rather have the cognacs
Dec 9 2006 1:25AM
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EVAN.F
Posts: 895 - Karma: 2,820
thats 8 letters!
Dec 9 2006 1:28AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
maybe she didnt know how to spell counter strike and thought it was counter strikes. counter strikes are 14 letters long, twice as much as she said, meaning you would be getting 3 coppies of counter strikes, so you could hack and cheat on two and get those banned while leaving you 1 good one to play on legit. that leaves us to the last gift, you said 7 little things and 6 (well three) of em are counter strike so the third I think is...C-cuppss. Breast enhancement and counter strike, lucky you!
Dec 9 2006 1:29AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
that was gay... waaaaaaayyyyyyy tooooo much time went into writing that peice of shit
Dec 9 2006 1:47AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
don't help him, he is actually trying to finish a crossword puzzle.
Dec 9 2006 1:52AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
hahahaha!
Dec 9 2006 1:59AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
creamys is not, creamies is.
so hes getting more than one creamy, sick dude.
Dec 9 2006 2:00AM
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Pman13a
Posts: 3800 - Karma: 452
you are deffinatley gonna get 10 cookies
Dec 9 2006 2:03AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Damn, you're lucky. I wish I was getting 10 clerics. I never seem to get shit done on time with all this menial work.
Dec 9 2006 2:04AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
damn, I want 10 csloths for christmas.
Dec 9 2006 2:24AM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
please tell me what a "creamie" is
Dec 9 2006 2:27AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
dude, you cant get a boner, so she is giving you a pack of cialis's
Dec 9 2006 2:37AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
hahahaahahahaha
Dec 9 2006 2:58AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
id ask for it
Dec 9 2006 3:00AM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
cialis's...thats great!
Dec 9 2006 3:11AM
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thecoyote
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 14
winner (in the best reply contest)


Dec 9 2006 3:16AM
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sherpachlo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
i really bet it's cookies.
Dec 9 2006 4:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Crabs.
Dec 9 2006 5:01AM
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Sdot
Posts: 2289 - Karma: 15
Cancers - they all kill.

Lung
Liver
Colon
Prostate
Testicular
Esophogial
Breast
Brain
Leukemia
Marrow

Happy Holidays!
Dec 9 2006 5:10AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Yours was better, I concede.
Dec 9 2006 5:13AM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
took me about 50 seconds of my unvaluable time. but u wasted your time reading it, zoink!
Dec 9 2006 6:11AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
Celtics!

Either you're getting a shitty basketball team, or 10 irish people.
Dec 9 2006 10:15AM
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blind_five
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
Yes. You're probably getting laid. 10 times too. She's probably figuring that she's at least got a 1 in 10 chance of getting off. Don't disappoint.
Dec 9 2006 10:25AM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
10 clowns with crummy cupcakes! Merry Fuckin Christmas!
Dec 9 2006 12:32PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
your retarded
Dec 9 2006 1:29PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
7 bottles of cognac would be excellent
Dec 9 2006 5:25PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
thats right you are getting laid!!!

but your not getting a condoms.  so after 7 nights of sex you will say "since we didnt use condums what was my gift?"

and of corse her answer will be "cifilis"
Dec 9 2006 5:36PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
condoms suck.
Dec 9 2006 6:14PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
haha
Dec 9 2006 6:52PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
hahaha
Dec 9 2006 6:57PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
we better find out what this is after you get it.
im guessing cookies. thats whats being said in a couple of threads asking "what do i get my bf for christmas?" so all the girls are cooking cookies.
Dec 9 2006 11:02PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
hahahahahah
Dec 9 2006 11:03PM
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ppp
Posts: 220 - Karma: 18
if its gunna be both of yours first time its prolly gunna be a little weird at first haha. just cuz she wont be used to the stretching.
Dec 9 2006 11:08PM
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snowbladesforlife
Posts: 2033 - Karma: -3
Welcome to premature ejaculation.
Dec 9 2006 11:11PM
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Charley.
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 110
dude to not assume because you can be dissapointed on christmas

Dec 9 2006 11:46PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
shes going to get you cameras, so that you can film the sex she has with someone better than you.
Dec 9 2006 11:58PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
i bow to you
Dec 10 2006 12:13AM
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Keenbo
Posts: 404 - Karma: 66
why would you show this to people you dont know... you must be 13 or just a fucking retard...seriously why would you share any personal information to people such as sexual shit.. god damnit.. to make yourself look cool.. go mature alittle
Dec 10 2006 2:33AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
Well I had Leukemia and I'm not dead.  What now?
Dec 10 2006 2:46AM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
yeah, im thinking you're gonna get poon
Dec 10 2006 2:49AM
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