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Astronaut Skis

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SwitchC
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I heard about this new company...Astronaut Skis...anyone know about it. I heard their line of apparel was sweet.
May 28 2003 10:40PM
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QuazBotch
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Astronaut Skis... sweeeeet

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May 28 2003 10:49PM
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Geekypunkboy
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yep, they're skis designed for all of that lunar snow.
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May 28 2003 11:45PM
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sirjibsalot
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i bet you can jib the moon with them
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May 29 2003 12:31AM
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sirjibsalot
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i really hope they dont make a company cause they wouldnt make a penny....what a gay ass name
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May 29 2003 12:31AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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ASTRONAUT SKIS THAT SOUNDS SUPER SUPER NEATO

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May 29 2003 2:11AM
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mommy
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ive heard of them..

the have rocket propelled turbo plates replacing the hyper genetic laser fusion base.
May 29 2003 8:05AM
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lineskier10
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i havent heard of them but they sound sick
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May 29 2003 8:24AM
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mommy
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if you get a scratch in them, they heal themselves. they are amazing. they have a hypergenetic turbo skin refueling system imbedded in the tail. its sweet.
May 29 2003 9:37AM
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west
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the taco bell skis had that





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May 29 2003 10:46AM
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miss_hevern87
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you're so funny mommy.






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May 29 2003 1:22PM
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lineskier10
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holy shit mommy, im buying some now
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May 29 2003 3:00PM
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K_2
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It has Mommy's seal of approval. Everyone rush to the stores to buy them!
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May 29 2003 4:05PM
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sherLocke
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yah word astronaut is a pretty gay name i hope they go out of business.



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May 29 2003 4:16PM
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skierdudeguy
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this thread is FUN-E! oh ya beotch! ya, those skis get alot of air. there far out
May 29 2003 7:01PM
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westcoaststyle
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the skis are made with nanotech. if you break them, they fix themselves. infact, they keep duplicating so youll never have to buy another pair of skis again.
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May 29 2003 7:39PM
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tipshift
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Whoa, they have ski sex
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May 29 2003 8:02PM
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Hedekar
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are they gonna make asstro-not bindings too?





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May 30 2003 12:45AM
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mommy
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you see, with austronet skis, you just have to insert a cd into the disk drive. that way the ski you have will automaticly morph its way into next years model.
May 30 2003 7:57AM
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lineskier10
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thats so sick, are you a rep mommy
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May 30 2003 8:23AM
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westcoaststyle
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the company doesnt need reps. the skis have artificial intelligence. they sell themselves when youre standing in the lift line. theyre also programmed to get rid of all compitition on store shelves, so if you own or work in a store and all of the skis except these ones are gone one morning, dont be suprised
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May 30 2003 4:31PM
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rossignol_rider
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they'll be almost as cool as the osama pros
May 30 2003 5:05PM
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kneesuck
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I think it's cool there are so many new companies starting but please people don't try and cash in on the sport. Keep it solid. And lose the gay names.
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May 30 2003 6:02PM
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Hedekar
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kneesuck is a gay name.





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May 31 2003 2:08AM
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gambino500014
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agreed
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May 31 2003 9:14AM
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YetiRyan
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I also heard there apparel line was the shit. But I don't know if there skis are so great.
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Jun 1 2003 10:06PM
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skierdudeguy
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are they expensive?
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Aug 9 2003 5:04AM
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westcoaststyle
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bout the same price as a space shuttle
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Aug 9 2003 11:12AM
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Naturalbornskier
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fuck it
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Aug 9 2003 3:11PM
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FreshCoast
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They ain't got shit on Cosmonaut skis. The former USSR company has way better technology. I mean just think about it. Plus they come in cool commy graphics aswell.
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Aug 9 2003 4:19PM
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