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Frozen bird

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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i just looked out side and there is a bird on my feeder sitting completely still as if it was frozen there instantly. my brother shot near it with a bb gun...think i could build some karma up and thaw it out...is that even possible?
Dec 8 2006 11:08AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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holy fuck..ok, i was pretty sure my bother hit the bird with the bb gun....but the sun has come up a little more now, i look outside and its fucking gone...demon bird? is it going to kill me?
Dec 8 2006 11:15AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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shit i think it did im gonna go hide under the covers.
Dec 8 2006 11:32AM
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BurkeSter
Posts: 963 - Karma: 10
man your fucked, your going to die tonight if you dont send this to 15 people in the next 10mins lol.
Dec 8 2006 11:34AM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
i thawed out my dick once and it still works
Dec 8 2006 11:43AM
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fukeneh
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hahahaha
Dec 8 2006 11:57AM
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andrewg
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frozen bird sounds like a name of a ski res0rt
Dec 8 2006 12:00PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
how'd your dick get frozen in the first place.
Dec 8 2006 3:05PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i believe he was fucking a frozen chicken
Dec 8 2006 3:07PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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that'l do it.
Dec 8 2006 3:08PM
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MitchPee
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Haha that's sick. Stick it in the freezer and save it for a snack.
Dec 8 2006 3:09PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
there was frozen duck on my lake before. i guess the lake froze too fast or the bird was alread dead? i dunno but its leg was frozen like 3 feet away from it. like you could stand up the duck. it was frozen like that weird
Dec 8 2006 3:17PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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good idea! ill eat it before it get me
Dec 8 2006 3:23PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
if thrbird was by yourwindow and your bro shot at the bird wasnt he shooting at your window?
Dec 8 2006 4:19PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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no the feeder is in a tree in my yard
Dec 8 2006 4:21PM
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Benson23
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hahahha
Dec 8 2006 5:28PM
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