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Guys.... toilet question..... which is worse..
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having your dick hit the porclen on the front or have your cock dip in the water????
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toilet water would be way more gross
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its the case like when your at som bodys house and they have thosre realy small toilets.. and you have to like hold your cock so it does not touch.. and like your shitting and you let go and your cock head gets all wet and cold sending pain right to your head.... i hate that shit.. some times after im done pissing i just pull my dick out and lay it on the seat.
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yeah i hate the small toilet seats. if you were like 300 or 400 pounds and had one of those, could you even tell if you were on it correctly
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I hope you catch a rare disease so you don't ask that kind of question anymore. It would be natural selection at its finest.
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Man the only place where you should be slappin your cock is a face, I don't care what you say but slapping your cock against the urinal is as unsanitary as your cock touching the rit on the seat.
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deuce splash is gross, its always a surprise and it just feels dirty
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awww man. the dick dip is terrible.
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speaking of public toilets, I have a mini-story to tell. So i was on a school trip to France and we were getting on the tour bus in the morning. I asked the bus driver how long the ride was going to be and found out twas only supposed to be 15 minutes. I figured I'd no doubt be able to hold on my pee from morning juice and croissants. Well of course the alleged 15 minute drive turned out to be a scenic tour of paris. As we finally entered an underground parking lot I realized that i now have peepee and poopoo to do. I ran out of the lot and frantically looked for a bathroom. I was amazed when only 2 minutes away was a public toilet. I ran in and didnt bother covering the seat with tp (in retrospect that was probably the most dangerous thing I've done in my life.) I happily sat on the toilet and let it all out. I hadn't felt better all week. As I sat contently I thought it'd be a good idea to use one of the buttons on the inside to lock the bathroom. Of course, this button actually made the door of the cylindrical bathroom stall open automatically. So i sat there with my pants down taking a crap with the door open. Now this wouldnt be so bad if there hadnt been a ~100 person long line to a museum that happened to be right in front of the toilet I was using. I laughed then frantically closed the door and in the rush fell off the toilet and then lauged some more.
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everytime I piss laying on my stomach over the toilet my dick always dips into the water.
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yeah dude I always think that too....Its the worst in a public place too
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thats as bad as it gets, cause you might wanna check your belly button for pubes
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haaa ^^^ button pubes.. just as bad a nipple pubes
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they both blow major Cock,
Btw- u cant get an STD by banging ure cock on the toilet, although it is madddd nasty
The ONLY way to get it would be to ass rape the toilet 2837847384783743874 times
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ahhahhahahhahahha, sure is
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shit im at 2837847384783743873
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your lucky he told you before you went and did it, i learned that lesson the hard way
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French public bathrooms are crazy clean, they sterilize themselves after every use. So you were good there.
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but like what bout the toilets with the cut out in the seat at the point.. and it slike.. pube piss giz hell right between your legs.. its liek being 16 years old all over agian
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if your talking about public bathrooms then yeah that would be fucking disgusting to hit your wang on the porclain.
but weirdly mythbusters proved that the toilet(seat) of your own home has been proven to be one of the cleanest places of bacteria in the household.
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well your own throne.. is your thone.. sometimes you wake up with your head in the shitter.... stilll.. i have these nightmares that im in a publick shitter and a rat comes out and bites my cock off.. its fuckin scary
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I try not to use public restrooms only because they are so dirty. I have no problem taking a leak but shitting on a toilet that hasn't been cleaned for 219387426375328932years is fucking nasty
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yea the toilet SEAT...but not the front, where your pubes and wang sometimes come in contact with
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i think the worst is when the guy next to you is staring at your shong, but you dont want to burst his little daze he's in by telling him not to look at it cause your afraid he's going to rape you... that happens to me all the time.. haha but honestly i hate it when my penis hits the back porcelin then the water.. it happens all the time.. or the worst is when your pissing and your cock is in some weird position when you start letting it flow and you start pissing everywhere
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what bout dookie in the urinal.........
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