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Akward situation on the ski slopes

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ndrwchrst37
Posts: 510 - Karma: 159
some times when i ski really fast down the hill i get a boner from the wind rushing up my pants

dose this happen to anyone else

what do i do to stop it

how do u deal with it

what if ur mom sees it

should i stick it in the snow to make it go away?
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
ahhhahahhahaahha i don't know what to say other than hahahhahahhhhhhhhhha.
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
Wear tight pants and/or tighty-whiteys.
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,623
your hilarious
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
i love how he lists questions about how to deal with it.
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Just jerk off while going down the hill.
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
errr
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GNARnia
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 54
bust a nut on the nearest hot ski bunny...or jus bust it on the 40 yr drunked liftie who still lives with his mom
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,540
i think ur the only person that that happens to
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
ROFL COPTER!!!! Who does that!?
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
act like your falling then whip it out stab you pole in the ground to make a lil hole, then f the shit out of the lovely snow, its good you should try
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Chicken_P
Posts: 885 - Karma: 21
i think so too
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
yeah i think so.
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appel_strudel
Posts: 95 - Karma: 11
I cant really tell... was this a joke or not?
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E_S
Posts: 168 - Karma: 34
haha
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SkiForEver
Posts: 95 - Karma: 19
Let it be.
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
HAHHAHAHAHA fuck dood. Either you have really shitty snow pants or your penis is straight out of them.
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
pre 12 oclock tuck
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
just dont fall haha
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
should i stick it in the snow to make it go away? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA you made me choke on my pretzel, but my god hahaha im still laughing
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
How in the hell does the wind rush up your pants, well I lawled.
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i wouldn't worry about....you obviously just love skiing. i'm kind of jealous
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
thats happenned to me before. it sucks
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,557
wait... you dont tuck your dick and balls in your ass before you shred?????
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
its drafty if you leave your fly open
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grapesoda
Posts: 999 - Karma: 31
wow dude..you get a boner??!?! thats fucked up shit.
18 years ago
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
just slap it on some girls face and say "suck it"
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
are you... 13 years old? i got mad stiffies all the time when i was 13 lol
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
hahahaha dude dont be embarassed just think of it as how much you like skiing. thats funny tho
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Ware
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 2,225
yeaaah stiffuyyyy!
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 151
the only term to use here is roflcopter
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
jerk it in the air and act like it's a new trick your working on.
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