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So my dad called me a noob

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jibmaster_josh
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yesterday i was doing nose presses in my basement. my dad comes down and goes "why cant you do it outside?" i was like "i dont feel like it" then he was like "dont worry, we were all noobs once." i was appaled that he even knew the word since hes like 45
Dec 7 2006 3:22PM
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pat_0101
Posts: 177 - Karma: 11
It MUST be true then!
Dec 7 2006 3:23PM
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alh10
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your dad must be the coolest person alive then
Dec 7 2006 3:24PM
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860
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bahahhaha! owned!
Dec 7 2006 3:25PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Thats tyte. My mom's said it to me before.
Dec 7 2006 3:26PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 532
thats awsonme ur dad said noob
Dec 7 2006 3:28PM
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TeleRyder
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Did you call him an r-tard back?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r-tard
Dec 7 2006 3:34PM
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Holte
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that's really funny.
Dec 7 2006 3:35PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
Once my dad said to my sister: " I think I just pawned you."
I was laughing my ass off!
Dec 7 2006 3:37PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahahaha
Dec 7 2006 3:39PM
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4ReeL_
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ha powned by yo old man i would be admiting to it
Dec 7 2006 3:41PM
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thedutchmayn
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my friend's dad says owned, noob, pwned all the time. he even listens to geto boys with us. hah one time my friend nic just goes up and punches him randomly. his dad whaled him and goes "gotta back your shit up!" he's really chill and he skis.
Dec 7 2006 3:43PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
alex he tries to be gangster and shit but yeah i guess hes pretty chill
Dec 7 2006 3:46PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
I'm not sure what's worse: getting pwned by your dad...or sharing the story w/ the rest of us.
Dec 7 2006 3:49PM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
damn boy ur dad's gnar
Dec 7 2006 3:51PM
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thedutchmayn
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hes definitely pretty chill nic. he even helped up get snow from the ice rink. thats pretty cool.
Dec 7 2006 3:51PM
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boobie
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hahahah i wish my parents called me a noob
Dec 7 2006 3:55PM
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triebby
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hahahaha, thats great, you def got pwn3d
Dec 7 2006 4:13PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
if my dad ever said noob id punch him in the face.
Dec 7 2006 4:33PM
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Ware
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 2,221
hahahaha noooooob
Dec 7 2006 4:37PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
maybe if my dad spoke english, he would call me noob.

but, come to think of it, i too would punch him if he did.
Dec 7 2006 5:45PM
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Dilla
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hahaha righteous
Dec 7 2006 5:51PM
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Commonwealth
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the real question is...why the fuck were you doing nose presses in the basement???
Dec 7 2006 5:51PM
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CoachG
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by far best thread ever.
Dec 7 2006 5:57PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
maybe your dad has visited the world
Dec 7 2006 5:58PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
haha, my mom said my new coat was fly
Dec 7 2006 6:02PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
after he called me a noob i ran up to him and gave him a titty twister and then he wedgied me
Dec 8 2006 7:25AM
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K2-fujative
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Haha, nice. xD
Dec 8 2006 7:41AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
haha my mom said dank once. and i dont even know how she learned it..since i dont even say it. and she said it with a sweet polish accent...haha my mom.
Dec 8 2006 8:06AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
yea my dad always fucks around with me, hes like "when are we gona score some dank " im like stfu
Dec 8 2006 8:27AM
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chapz
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hahah, i called me dad a noob once, then he started copying me.
Dec 8 2006 8:47AM
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nitsua
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my dad is boring,ur dad is cool
Dec 8 2006 8:47AM
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jibmaster_josh
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my dad rocks, he started snowboarding last year and did a 180 tailgrab. it was sickass. he also plays guitar awsomely
Dec 8 2006 8:53AM
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Schoening
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thats hilaroius. my mom says JEa on occasion
Dec 8 2006 9:00AM
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jayamait
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ive tried to teach my dad. your dad is way more understanding i guess. thats sweet.
Dec 8 2006 9:01AM
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kepler.
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i'd call my dad a noob but he's been skiing like 3 times longer than i've been alive. but he always gets on me for freeskiing. he got so mad when he had to throw away his straight skis
Dec 8 2006 10:17AM
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rocMALONEYphotos
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hahah thats how my dad is, hes the shiet i got him into the roots, n dilated peopls n all that, he talks the same way its real funny, cant help but make fun of him sometimes
Dec 8 2006 1:08PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
my friends dad once compared the music we were listening to to japanese masturbation
Dec 8 2006 1:12PM
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GANDALF
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once my mom said, "dont touch my steeze"
Dec 8 2006 1:21PM
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Swick825
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my dad says pwned a lot.
Dec 8 2006 1:48PM
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GANDALF
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and she was referring to her ball of yarn that she was knitting with hahahahah
Dec 8 2006 1:55PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186
my mumm says stoked and steeze sometimes..and she has an accent, its funny
Dec 8 2006 2:09PM
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