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i-like-to-ride

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Newb

I hate it when i get boners in class. Today i was in math and i had a boner, and this chick totally laughed at me. It always happens in the morning and i go in sweatpants, not a good combo but im too lazy to put on jeans and shit. Any advice.

Dec 6 2006 10:24PM

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peak28

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Loner

what i do is point my erection straight up and hammer fist my penis directly on the top as hard as i can if the massive pain does'nt make it go away then your embarresment from all the screaming you'll be doin will. Works every time

Dec 13 2006 8:27PM

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Afen

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Ridiculous

lol it happens to me somtimes, if izone out in class i somtimes accidentally start thinkng about a porno ive watched but i were you i wou get a book cover it up and then think of something really gross like a fat kid eating a piece of shit or w/e

Dec 13 2006 8:44PM

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peak28

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Loner

my method is the best just go with it

Dec 13 2006 8:45PM

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wolfycampbell

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Loner

the best thing for a boner is a vagina.

Dec 13 2006 8:51PM

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Ryno.

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Newb

i get boners all the time

Dec 13 2006 8:56PM

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TylerS

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all i have to say is they suck with sweatpants, so i carry my books on the downlow.

Dec 13 2006 8:57PM

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grams.

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Crazy Fool

yeah thats what i do, works the best

Dec 13 2006 9:54PM

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derbski

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not that bad, just puttin it in the pant leg, and having your boner their for all to see is worse

Dec 14 2006 12:47AM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

it's all about the 12 o clock tuck... anything else is either painful, awkward to walk with, or horribly obvious... just make sure youre wearing a fairly long shirt...

Dec 14 2006 5:31AM

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poor@$$skibum

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Insane

its threads like this that keep me coming back to NS.

Dec 14 2006 5:41AM

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GFELLER.

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Ridiculous

the tuck has many useful situations, such as the end of a movie you barely watched with your girl and shes like, lets leave right now. dont fear, the 12oclock tuck is a tailored fit in a situation like this

Dec 14 2006 6:29AM

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user098123

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No Life

12 o'clock tuck is where its at.

Dec 14 2006 10:38AM

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corked_3_sixty

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Ridiculous

Happened to me, I just squueezed my legs together and looked at the teacher...lost it pretty fast ;)

Dec 14 2006 10:51AM

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derick

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Insane

man what yeah do is get it so you got a big tent going on and she wouldnt be laughing unless she could see you dont have all that much it the department :P

Dec 14 2006 2:55PM

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derbski

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is that the same as the school boy tuck?

Dec 14 2006 5:56PM

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JazzyJ

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hahhaah

Dec 14 2006 5:59PM

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eyeLiektoSkee

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Insane

TOTALLY

Dec 14 2006 6:02PM

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jack_weisman

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hahhaha i thought that was funny

Dec 14 2006 6:31PM

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ride_on

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Loner

just poke that bitch in the ear man

Dec 14 2006 6:35PM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

yeah, stick it straight up and tuck it under your belt.

Dec 14 2006 6:37PM

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triebby

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Crazy Fool

simpley the only way to go

Dec 14 2006 6:42PM

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scientist

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No Life

I hate the race against the clock scenarios. "there is one minit left of individual work, after we will move into groups and discuss." You have one minit to lose this thing. One man, One chance, One desire.

Dec 14 2006 6:53PM

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GFELLER.

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Ridiculous

haha, then your thinkin about it and u cant get it down

Dec 14 2006 7:14PM

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eyeLiektoSkee

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Insane

when i get em on the bus, and im like a block away from school im like 'holy shit omg i hope it goes away, ill be too obvoius tucking it with all these people around!' and then it always goes away just in time.

Dec 14 2006 7:26PM

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doritos

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Crazy Fool

i was never so lucky...

Dec 14 2006 8:31PM

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B.L.A.K.E

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Insane

omg

Dec 14 2006 8:40PM

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i-like-to-ride

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Newb

bump

Jan 3 2007 10:37PM

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liukangkid

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its harder with sweat pants

Jan 3 2007 10:45PM

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ShadyHillGroup

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haha this thread was awesome, yeah im a huge fan of the 12 o'clock tuck, exept i was in chem. today, totally zoned out then all of the sudden the bell rang, i was like, "oh shit i have a NRB!" so i just kinda sat in my seat till it went away, the teacher thought i was on crack, i was just chilling in my seat for an extra minute or two, i ended up being lait for my next class too.

Jan 3 2007 10:47PM

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