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Ok i really need your help
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i have my finger stuck in a beer bottle right now and ne joke i cant get it off. this is not a joke ive tried soap and it doesn t work. please help im not kidding its on my ring finger and it wont come off!!!!!!!!
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butter probably, warm it up a little bit, but not too hot because that shit burns sooooo much when its all melted
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just slam your hand down really hard on something.... the beer bottle will instantaneously shatter and will leave your finger without a scratch believe it or not... glad i could help...
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its turning blck fuck i dont wanna break the bottle cause i dont wanna hurt myself but i cant get this shit pas the knuckle
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goddamnit im not kidding fucking help me!!!!!!!!!
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You'll have to smash the bottle
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not bad for 1 handed typing
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haha
anyway just smash the bottle.
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okit's out...
sorry for making a threasd but that shit was in there for a solid half our and it went numb.
i ended spraying it all over with crisco, but that didn't work so i smashed the bottom.
i have a small gash in my finger, but at least i didnt have to go to the hospital, that would have been embarasing
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haha what do you do when you have a bear bottle stuck on your finger? go to ns, the everything fix.
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stay in school kids....and go to college.
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why were you drinking at this time of the day in the first place?
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hahah why did u stick your finger in the bottle in the first place?
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why'd you stick your finger in there in the first place??
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why?
is that a question?
i'm a guy i had to see if it fit, and when it did't i Had to force it, c'mon.
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