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derick
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so my life went like this is was born had a childhood and here iam today



pretty killer if you ask me
Dec 5 2006 8:48PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i opened up this thread and........ pressed the back button
Dec 5 2006 8:51PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
i was born and yada, yada, yada, now i'm sixteen and im addicting to a skiing website
Dec 5 2006 8:52PM
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HombreDeHuevos
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 10
weve led a pretty similar life
Dec 5 2006 8:53PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
your addicting to a skiing website?
Dec 5 2006 8:55PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea you see most people are addicted to the site, but with me, the site actually follows me around everywhere i go, and i can't get rid of it.  therefore the site is addicted to me
Dec 5 2006 8:58PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
i play in traffic and drink sewage water
Dec 5 2006 8:59PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Dec 5 2006 9:03PM
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iheartskiing7
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahaha can we be friends?
Dec 5 2006 9:05PM
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actchill
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 259
funny,it seems you managed to comment it though


ha its all good...except this thread
Dec 5 2006 9:16PM
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Black-Bandanna
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pwn3d.
Dec 5 2006 9:18PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
so ive been told that my life story would make a sweet tv show. its that good.
Dec 5 2006 9:19PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
ooooo i c

that makes perfect sense now
Dec 5 2006 9:22PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
haha yea i saw austin powers 3 too
Dec 5 2006 9:24PM
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396222687862
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i was born at a very early age..........
Dec 5 2006 9:25PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
Too bad its from AP2. and yes iheartskiing, we can be friends.
Dec 5 2006 9:26PM
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