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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
I was just wondering... what is the greatest piece of skiing advice you have ever received?
Jan 28 2002 11:04PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
you're always balanced in the air..... being balanced when you land... is a whole different story.

'You're not old enough to sell beer. It's against the law. I suggest you leave'
'Ok, listen hitler we don't have any German beer here so move along.'
Jan 28 2002 11:08PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
It's not the height that kills ya, it's the landing.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 28 2002 11:16PM
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Morfidox
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
Tweak...if you don't, you never REALLY did the trick. Oh! And...When learning a new trick don't think, just huck...the more you thnk the less you huck!
K2*boy
Jan 28 2002 11:26PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
lean forward way more than usual in the moguls, then you can slow down your pace
thank you for your time, sincerely
jordan
Jan 28 2002 11:30PM
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mtw
Posts: 1241 - Karma: 30
Here's a quote from Seth Morrison, although it's slightly modified because I can't remember the actual quote: 'If you're not crashing, you're not trying.'
Jan 28 2002 11:58PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
um....let me think for a minute....
my dad once told me when i was young boy to 'go big or go home' i always ended up going home because i went to big and i delamed like 3 pairs of skis in one season. i was about 12 or 13 or something like that it was my first season.
-Cause im a Cracka-
Jan 29 2002 12:09AM
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Lønni
Posts: 82 - Karma: 26
Man, quit doin it !
Jan 29 2002 5:16PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 1,580
'put youre brain on hold and see what happens'
Jan 29 2002 6:46PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
haha my dad...he usually hates the fact that I jump and when he finally saw me do it he told me to go bigger
im gonna kick your ass...from here to right over there
Jan 29 2002 6:53PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Do it god damnit!-from bull-dog


Turning is for when stuff gets in your way.
Jan 29 2002 6:57PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
the best advice ive gotten was 'go get a red bull, they're great'



get off your computer..... go ski

rehab is for quiters

Homaophobia is gay




Jan 29 2002 7:42PM
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freerider05
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
don't be such a fuckin pussy, just huck...

friend: You went to the ski store? Whatd u get?
me: I got head baby.
friend-in awe-: FROM WHO!?!?!
me: the guy behind the counter, i think his name was matt. Ya well he seemed pretty cool, didn't do much talkin. Got right to business; helped me with what i needed. Damn was he a good one. He coulda sold me some 10 year old skis if he wanted.

J-Dubbs, rockin the head skis!
Jan 29 2002 8:42PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAH, love your icon dude, that's funny, haha.

Oh ummm yah, some more good advice I got once. 'Dude, just take your jacket and pants off and ski it in your boxers, hell of a rush.' Moments before me and PhattBevan shredded the gnar wearing not a whole heap.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
Jan 29 2002 8:43PM
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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
Are you calling me a pussy you little jerker?
Jan 30 2002 12:33AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Drop into the pipe and smoke it! (get really high)
Dont do sleep and get eight hours of drugs. I don't know who I jacked that from but I liked it. Sorry

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Jan 30 2002 12:14PM
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renorider
Posts: 402 - Karma: 28
commit to every thing, if you're not commited don't even waste your time.
'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
Jan 30 2002 12:32PM
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captainski
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
'I don't know dude, it doesn't look thaaaat bad. . .' hear that and you know
you're in trouble
Jan 30 2002 1:10PM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Some guy told me the key to skiing moguls is to 'hug the bear.' Not sure what the hell he meant.
Jan 30 2002 1:38PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
Forget fear, you pussy.
Jan 30 2002 2:00PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
'its better to go bigger cus that means you have more time in the air' - some weird guy up at whistler
Jan 30 2002 2:03PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
some guy once told me to get out of the 'bottle neck' of the trail. What the hell?
Jan 30 2002 5:53PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
keep your tips pointed down the hill...


Prond leader of monker revolution

LD CREW
Jan 30 2002 6:45PM
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Chadatbreck
Posts: 987 - Karma: 27
serioulsy, 'Dont do a backflip or a 360 the first time you hit a jump' Not the actual quote but close, from Mike Douglas...it is true cause i always fuck myslef up when i dont follow this rule...iseem to think about it everytime i am about to hit a jump and i fall
Jan 30 2002 11:08PM
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clarke
Posts: 695 - Karma: 10
'go down there and jump off something for crien out loud' - shane mcconkey in high society
Jan 31 2002 12:22PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
' the worst thing you can do is slow down.... or go way too fast '


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Jan 31 2002 12:40PM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
'your 1080 boot up your ass is going to hurt alot less than if you screw up a rodeo 5, i don't know this for a fact, but in less you'd like to find out...' ~ Chris

it's compelling
Jan 31 2002 1:20PM
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dspin1260
Posts: 99 - Karma: 12
Go big or go home!
Jan 31 2002 1:21PM
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Cheech
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
'we all have our own problems, mine is staying away from skis' ~Mike Hjertas
Jan 31 2002 1:32PM
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Cheech
Posts: 225 - Karma: 10
that's more of a quote than advice, my bad
Jan 31 2002 1:33PM
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danwagar
Posts: 111 - Karma: 10
backflips on first hit rule cuz they are so scarry. i love scaring myself.
Jan 31 2002 11:12PM
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andybush
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
'try not to break anything'


peace,
andy
Jan 31 2002 11:28PM
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