I was at this party saturday night and i decided to go jump on the tramp. i bounced a couple times then launched into a floatin g front flip, but i didnt come completely out of my tuck before landing and managed to slam my knee into my chin and ended up biting through my upper lip completely. it was cool cause part of it was just hangin there. well then my friends took my sorry ass to the hosptal where they sewed me up. three stitches on the outside, 4 on the inside of my mouth and several deep stitches. so an hour later we headed back to the party to resume the drinking. it really sucks when you can only open half your mouth though, it was just enough to be able to suck down bottles of good ol molson ice though
Gotta Love The Midwest