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Phrosty
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Did this movie blow balls of what?



''I like CU so i go there cuz i don't no anything.''-CUbuffskier
May 27 2003 12:40AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i thought it was good times, jim carrey is back


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'-petek

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
May 27 2003 10:59AM
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Aspen23NYC
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wasn't what i expected but it wasn't that bad...they did put too much of it in the previews though.
May 27 2003 11:11PM
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Ghost
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funny

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 27 2003 11:13PM
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Phrosty
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...funny.. how stupid you people are to think this movie was any good.


Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''
May 28 2003 1:23AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
haha your the one who went to see it! hehe



I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
May 28 2003 2:49AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i know i got tricked by those damn marketing genious's.


Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''
May 28 2003 3:00AM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
yeah I can understand that it did look somewhat ammusing



I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
May 28 2003 3:21AM
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JayDC7
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thats why i went too... i was expecting a jim carrey comedy and instead its a romantic comedy and talks about lassoing the moon..



- Julian
May 28 2003 10:10PM
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caleBCaleb
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the 'anal dwelling ass monkey' was good
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(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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May 28 2003 11:02PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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there were some damn funny parts but it was classic jim carrey comedy which is getting kind of old mixed with romance and 'feel good moments' not worthy of the big screen ticket price but its definitely a rentable one for a night with a girl


Gotta Love The Midwest
May 29 2003 10:34AM
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mmm4twintips
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it was pretty good for the first 2/3 then it got all serious and shit.
May 30 2003 12:09AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
BAH! it had some 'gooood' spots in it...alright for a movie but i don't think i'd spend 9 bucks to see it again
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video
May 30 2003 12:00PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
damn you paid 9 bucks? that sucks movies r so fuckin expensive.


You're better off dead, why don't you try pushing dasies instead.
May 30 2003 12:10PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
ya they are i'm pissed...theaters rip u off soooooo bad for how much they bring in.
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video
May 30 2003 1:04PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
jim carey's bests were the ace venturas
May 30 2003 4:53PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$


I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
May 30 2003 6:31PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
it sucked, except for jennifer aniston...ohhhh soooo hot....

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
May 30 2003 6:49PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
i didnt like it, the beast part was making his wife orgasm and her boobs bigger.... nice
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 30 2003 10:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
it was good, aside from the gay things that jim kept sayin
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'thats when you smack then upside the head and say yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 30 2003 11:34PM
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EastCoastPride
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The only good part was at the beginning where he poured milk all over those little kids.


-Teddy
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May 31 2003 11:20AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
sooo funny...this movie owned it...i guess im very immature tho...
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 31 2003 4:12PM
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weazelzb
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it was pretty good i thought..


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
Jun 1 2003 9:27PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
anyone konw the name of the song playing while he was running with the milk, it might be useful to have
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 1 2003 10:53PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
Almost as good as majestic.. almost... now my jave top three are Glitter, The Majestic and A luege of our own
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
Jun 1 2003 11:14PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
it had its moments, and that is all I'll give it.
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to be concluded... ahhhhhhhh, and I missed the trailer for revolutions!!
Jun 2 2003 6:01PM
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