Prequel to The Passion

With all the ads for christmas movies coming up, i got to thinking about a prequel to Mel's The Passion. If anything, that movie proved that blood + jesus = money, so how could I up the ante? I call it the The Birth. Two to three hours of jesus being born in extreme closeup. Lots of blood, lots of jesus. Maybe the first hour would be the water breaking, contractions, that kind of thing. maybe id set it in modern times (like that Romeo and Juliet movie with Leo) and throw in a C-section. lots of possibilities to increase the gore and the ticket sales. your thoughts?