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$450 for some gum

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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
http://cgi.ebay.com/GUM-CHEWED-by-JESSICA-SIMPSON-in-EMPLOYEE-OF-THE-MONTH_W0QQitemZ270061126825QQihZ017QQcategoryZ83183QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Fook me
Dec 3 2006 12:42PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
"It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it & you can clone her"

I'm down.
Dec 3 2006 12:44PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
idiots
Dec 3 2006 12:46PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Just when you thought people couldnt go any lower...
Dec 3 2006 12:47PM
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snoopy
Posts: 5240 - Karma: 30
thats pathetic
Dec 3 2006 12:49PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
haha thats pretty funny, and sick
Dec 3 2006 12:52PM
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anomericas
Posts: 8237 - Karma: 61
damn, thats a lot of cash, what the fuck are people ganna do with a piece of gum?
Dec 3 2006 12:55PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
really. what a waste of time and money
Dec 3 2006 12:59PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
like the guy said.... clone her and make her a sex slave
Dec 3 2006 1:04PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
bahahaha it turns out it was actually chewed by don vito or something...that would blow
Dec 3 2006 1:12PM
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mntelebumper
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 10
hahaha that is amazing
Dec 3 2006 1:15PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
god don't you read the rules.  No ebay ads unless it's your own.




Dec 3 2006 1:16PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
...how ........
Dec 3 2006 1:16PM
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nicurrie
Posts: 193 - Karma: 11
thats a lot of money for some gum
Dec 3 2006 1:47PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
get a chance to chew on every dick she has ever sucked!
Dec 3 2006 2:02PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 362
why cant nerds just collect comic books and play video games like they use to.
Dec 3 2006 2:36PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
very good question. this is a little easier to beat off to id assume
Dec 3 2006 2:53PM
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eyeLiektoSkee
Posts: 827 - Karma: 12
your wrong!
Dec 3 2006 2:59PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
lol, 44 bids already, thats ridiculousness
Dec 3 2006 3:05PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
$455 > 99cents
Dec 3 2006 3:06PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
ha thats fuckin rediculous
Dec 3 2006 4:37PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
wack off to the thought that, unlike you, it has been in her mouth.
Dec 3 2006 4:49PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
what a fuckin reatard.  who would pay 450 for that.  whats the point?
Dec 3 2006 5:24PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 532
thats pitiful
Dec 3 2006 5:26PM
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OhioRiderSPK5
Posts: 968 - Karma: 24
thats fucken stupid i mean ne of us could go get a piece of gum and chew it up and say pamela anderson chewed it or drew carry ppl r so stupid
Dec 3 2006 5:56PM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
pathetic.




Dec 3 2006 6:33PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
I'd chew it
it's been in jessica's mouth
Dec 3 2006 6:39PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
haha, i love the question, "can i get the gossip without the gum?"
Dec 3 2006 7:19PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
maaan whata steeal
Dec 3 2006 7:45PM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
HAHAHAHA!
Dec 3 2006 8:23PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
I can chew my own gum thanks. If only you could buy Jessica Simpson... that might be worth 500 bones. pun intended.
Dec 4 2006 1:17AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
If anything, it should be the other way around. NS isn't a place to fucking advertise for your own personal financial gain, and that has been established. People get shit deleted all the time for trying to rep their new clothing company or movie or wahtever for free.

It should be ebay ads that arent yours, so that doesn't happen. PLus how often is your own ebay ad as funny as this? never.
Dec 4 2006 1:20AM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
who beats off to gum?
Dec 4 2006 1:42AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
me....er.....
Dec 4 2006 1:50AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
ha i knew there would be one person who doesn't understand sarcasm
Dec 4 2006 6:51PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
wow chill out..
Dec 4 2006 6:52PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hahaha
Dec 4 2006 6:58PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
That's two!   yea baby, let's see if i can get three.
Dec 4 2006 7:00PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
whatttt thge fucjcjjjfoej
Dec 4 2006 7:38PM
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KillJib
Posts: 172 - Karma: 10
so sad. i pity the winner
Dec 4 2006 8:42PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Don't pity me, I've already made myself a Jessica Simpson sex clone. Sure she's still a fetus, but she's tight as fuck.
Dec 4 2006 9:13PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Got taken down...
Dec 4 2006 9:34PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
ewwwwwwwwwww abc gum!!!
Dec 4 2006 9:39PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
that's ridiculous

Dec 4 2006 9:47PM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
Rules are for N00bs and rule followers.
Dec 5 2006 4:53PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
"This listing (270061126825) has been removed"
Dec 5 2006 4:57PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
who wants to suck my cock for $400.. it was in her mouth too
Dec 5 2006 5:24PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186
your not a mod dont freak out! gawd

and i bidded but only when it was $30
Dec 5 2006 5:28PM
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skidemon22
Posts: 4423 - Karma: 1,946
u better be joking

cuz it also says if its funnyits ok
Dec 5 2006 5:28PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287

sorry, but you're number three.

i guess i'll have to actually make note of my sarcasm next time i make a joke...

Dec 5 2006 5:41PM
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NGA
Posts: 1458 - Karma: 186
you were being sarcastic?? oh you got me!
Dec 5 2006 5:46PM
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