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Make a wish, granted but.....
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so first someone makes a wish they wanna come true (example: I wish I could ski forever) but than the next guy says "granted but" and than says something funny that would make a good wich go bad. (example but you can only the bunny hill)
so to start it off...
"i wish i could marry the hottest girl in the world"
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i wish ^^^^ was never aloud to try and comment on politics again without knowing what the hell he's talking about...
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i wish i had a nickel for everytime i heard noob uttered ont his site.
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but then you lost your millions in a fire
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but you had to give a nickel back to every n00b who got pwn3d
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nickels dont burn silly!
i wish i had AIDS!!!!!!!!!
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i guess not, but they could melt?...but i was thinking if he cashed it in for green
i wish that i could have a snow day tommorow, so i could ski all day
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granted, but then they found a cure.
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why then he couldnt have a pool of nickels silly!
^DAMN now no one will feel bad for me and ill have to cut more WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
i wish there was no cure for aids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!q!1
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what the heck you didnt answer mine. but anyway to yours...granted that you have aids
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granted, but then u get AIDS, herpes, and gonerrhea
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I wish I could be a billionair and buy as many cars as I wanted..
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granted that you couldnt pay for gas cuz you spent it on all of the cars
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I wish I could ski...
nah
too easy...
I wish I had all the STD free, hot, tight pussy, attached to hot girls, I could ever want, and will be forever straight, and never confined to a gay comunity, or anything else that would ruin my wish.
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Granted. But then you realized you were gay, forever cut off from your bretheren.
I wish I was a giant tortuise, living for 200 years
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granted....but people always steal your shell.
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But then you got hit by a motorboat full of tourists.
I wish that I could have a neverending jug full with cold guniess.
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Granted, but I pissed in the pot the beer was brewed with.
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i wish there were no stupid/mean people on NS
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granted, but then NS would cease to exist!
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and then half the site got banned
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how about this, I'll give you a wish.
you are now no longer short and confused, but rather tall, dark, all knowing, and handsome, like me.
buuuuuut
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I wish I was A pro skier and mountain biker
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granted, but then global warming melts all the snow and huge floods destroy all the mountains.
:(
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thats a shitty deal.
pro skier with no where to ski.
if it were me. i would cry.
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Apartenly, I wish I was SteezePatrol
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Granted but then steeze leaves and you are left with noting to patrol
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