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Make a wish, granted but.....

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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
so first someone makes a wish they wanna come true (example: I wish I could ski forever) but than the next guy says "granted but" and than says something funny that would make a good wich go bad. (example but you can only the bunny hill)

so to start it off...

"i wish i could marry the hottest girl in the world"
Dec 3 2006 9:58AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
But she has the HIV
Dec 3 2006 10:16AM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
I wish i never had to pop another zit again
Dec 3 2006 10:22AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
But you had to burn off your genital herpes.
Dec 3 2006 10:29AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Ohhh.. you got me there, because there are no good STD jokes I can rip out there.
Dec 3 2006 11:00AM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
but he only recieves
Dec 3 2006 2:18PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i wish i had as many wishes as i wanted
Dec 3 2006 3:30PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
but deep inside you want none
Dec 3 2006 3:40PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
i wish i won the lottery
Dec 3 2006 3:44PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
but split the pot so many ways that you come out with a dollar.




I wish I was the happiest person on earth.
Dec 3 2006 3:46PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
i wish i could huck a 1440, without even trying
Dec 3 2006 3:49PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
but everyone else dies
Dec 3 2006 3:50PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
^granted, but you can't actually land one, thus you break all your bones and die.

i wish i could get college over with
Dec 3 2006 3:51PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
you are, but only because everyone else becomes incredibly depressed
Dec 3 2006 3:52PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
But go to night school for the rest of your life
Dec 3 2006 3:57PM
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562056961108
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I wish i could retire right now, 20 million rich.
Dec 3 2006 5:01PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
granted but you are married to fat std infected leach
Dec 3 2006 5:03PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
granted, but the government locks you up for tax fraud and takes all your posessions.
Dec 3 2006 5:04PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8

i wish i had a 20 inch penis

Dec 3 2006 5:06PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
but your gay
Dec 3 2006 5:08PM
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562056961108
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granted, but you're confined to a gay community from which you cannot escape, because you're a sex slave.
Dec 3 2006 5:09PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i wish i was an ugly butt faced frog with genitle warts.  
Dec 3 2006 5:15PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Granted, then your legs are removed and fried.
Dec 3 2006 5:17PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
way to kick me when im down...
Dec 3 2006 5:29PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
I wish twistedfaith wouldnt make gay threads
Dec 3 2006 6:09PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
granted that if you dont have anything better wish for, you must have a perfect life
Dec 3 2006 6:14PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i wish my mom would quit buying shitty regular chips and buy sour cream and onion
Dec 3 2006 6:28PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
granted. but they're moldy
Dec 3 2006 6:49PM
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396222687862
Posts: 0 - Karma: 350
i wish i got my body weight on weed
Dec 3 2006 6:54PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
yeah its not going to bad actually...haha
Dec 3 2006 7:01PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
graned but you now have severe asthma
Dec 3 2006 7:23PM
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BigZero
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 103
i wish that bush had never won his elections
Dec 3 2006 7:28PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
but you would have had kerry.
Dec 3 2006 7:29PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
no we would have al gore
Dec 3 2006 7:35PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
i wish i only needed two hours of sleep per night.
Dec 3 2006 7:37PM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 868
oh snap
Dec 3 2006 7:39PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
granted, but you now need 6 hours of sleep per day


i wish i was imortal
Dec 3 2006 8:01PM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
but you can't ever have sex or ski.
Dec 3 2006 9:17PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
i wish i lived out west
Dec 3 2006 9:25PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
i wish ^^^^ was never aloud to try and comment on politics again without knowing what the hell he's talking about...
Dec 3 2006 9:40PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
i wish i was hung like a horse
Dec 3 2006 9:41PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
granted. and now everyone knows you are small
Dec 3 2006 9:42PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
hahah
Dec 3 2006 9:47PM
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magic_steve
Posts: 544 - Karma: 10
not anymore!
Dec 3 2006 9:48PM
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SilkyJohnson
Posts: 673 - Karma: 43
i wish i could meet a manbearpig
Dec 3 2006 9:49PM
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Prorider2themax
Posts: 494 - Karma: 11
but i killed the last one while manbearpig hunting last weekend
Dec 3 2006 10:15PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
i wish i could get to sleep
Dec 3 2006 10:18PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
but you will only have dreams about you participating in homosexual situations.
Dec 3 2006 10:22PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Granted, but then you wake up with a fat chick in your bed.
Dec 3 2006 10:22PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
damn i just got onw3d
Dec 3 2006 10:25PM
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