Funniest Thing youvedoneHIGH

one time i got so lazy i forgot to breath

thats incredible, and the fact that he still got above a 60 is impressive

i once thought a chicken ran across the english room, and i swear i yellled "CHICKEN"!!!! but no one heard me

ok. here it goes. so im high.
were in a movie. and im hungry, cuz im high. so my friend lets me borrow his car. then i go to mcdonalds and get some cheeseburgers and fries. and get back.
ok so im sketchin out about getting cought with bringing food into the theatre. aand i keep thinking of that seinfeld with kramer getting busted n shit. so i donno what to do. so i decide its best to put 1 cheeseburger on the inside of each of my thys, in my boxer briefs. and i smash the fries in my pocket. (btw i am wearing a baggy sweatshirt, but i thought that wouldnt work, cuz i was sketchin) so i start goin in, and its all weird cuz the burgers r like rubbing together in my legs. then i get like in the middle of the main room, like where u buy food n shit, making my way toward the theatre, and to my horror, one falls down my pant leg. i freeze, scared out of my mind. but luckily it landed on my shoe, still hidden by my pant leg. now im like shit. i am high, and standing in the middle of a busy theatre entrance hall, with a cheseburger at my leg. i cant pull it out! thatd be weird and id get cought!
so i gotta get out of plain view of everyone, who i am sure is staring at me cuz im paranoid and high. so i do this retarded walk like im constipated toward the theatre, without bending my knees, trying to keep the burger from falling out..... then, of all things, like 10 feet away from the door, the other ones falls....and there are people everywhere thd im sketchin. so i like frankenstein it very slowly there and luckily take them out once i round hte corner. holy shit. it was the scariest thing i have ever been through. and funiest thing to look back on.
i coulda died

I started by splitting a quater between 3 friends...then we went to mcdonalds, I dropped 20 bills buying mostly from the dollar menu. Then, after consuming all that food and splitting another quarter we watched Wonder Showzen and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to eat a bowl of cocoa crispies mixed with half a jar of peanut butter with a splash of milk on it...

Also, one time, super baked, I ate so much (taquitos, a whole box of cracklin oat bran, and a whole bag of chips and jar of salsa) and still had the munchies real bad even though I was 120% full....soooooo I went bulemic and then ate 4 waffles and a pint of vanilla ice cream...worst munchies hangover ever.

There are more but the details are too fuzzy to recount....funny how that happens.

win

i seriously have never laughed so hard in my life. tears litteraly came to my eyes. i showed it to a bunch of my friends and they thought it was histeracll too. props.

lol i know, i dont know why im laughing at it though.. i have to think about that next time

i was at this kids house and we were drunk and high, and this one kid passed out and we colored his entire face black with like 10 sharpies, then we did his arms and legs. then we took the kids buzzcutter and shaved his head and colored that black to. and the kid is the biggest racist in the world and he started tweaking out when he woke up. i've never laughed so hard in my life

that is some funny shit

i've never laughed so hard in my life, i can't believe he actually passed that in

hahahahahahahaha

damn, thats funny

haha i coulda died haha

word that was mad funny.

one time me and my friend were high it was about midnight or 1 an we were hungry so we go to the local convenient store. we walk in trying to be all casual and no ones in there we look and the guy at the counters is asleep. We talked it over going into economic theories, and decided that if HESS is gonna hire someone who'll sleep on the job they deserve to get robbed. we take a few trips in and out my friend getting all sorts of cool stuff but me having wanted an energy drink all night keep gettin red bulls ( i think I forgot I had just gotten a 4 pack) so we leave and my friend has a buffet on his lap and all I have is 12 red bulls. He wouldnt let me have any food cause hes stingy when hes high. (about food) so Im just drinking red bulls. We go to my HIGH school (we thought that was funny) and prop up a bike rack so we can go on the roof. we climb it like a ladder and smoke some more. note: this shit is 1 gram of white widow off a bong we smoked together about 3/4 of it packing only 2 bigggg bowls in the bong. So any who we are running around my High school roof which has ladders up to different levels bridges to different roofs sloped aluminum roofs which slid really fast that plus the roof which is this hard plastic froze over. So we were sliding all over the place falling and shit and racing accross the roof. It felt alot like an army men level like ur on the counter running around on werid shit. It was dope. then I leave and go get my car which we hid behind a snowplow and circle the school a few times. My friends running on the roof trying to yell at me. I stop around the back and I climb up and we go and are about to jump down when we here sirens! holy shit I actually peed myself a bit me with 2 red bulls in hand and my bong jump off the roof (15-20ft to flat) and totally stomp the landing my friend trys to swing down holding the edge of the roof and slips cause its icy and eats shit. We get in my car and roll with th lights off. We take the back way and realize we are being followed! We go to the nearest town to get outta their jurisdiction and make it. We then decide to go to wendys but its closed. I dont realize this and yell at the intercom for a solid 10 minutes. we then go to mcdonalds where we drop a good amount 20 bucks collectively on the Dollar menu then drive a different way to this bike trail parking lot. we chill there and have a picnic. I took a blanket outta my car and we set up all the food and are gettin ready to finish the gram on the bong. ( which rips like no other I might add) We eat half of the food first but want to smoke at 4:20 am which has approached very fast. its about 4:18 and guess who rolls up! he pulls in and shines his spot light and we had already instinctively tossed the bong and weed into the woods. we are chillin eatin and he comes up and asks us some questions. i guess the bike trail closes at 9pm and he pulled in cause i had left my high beams on. he asks what were doin and checks are ids for warrants and says we should go home so we do. Everythings fine but he makes us leave first. Im flipping out cause i dont want us to leave and him to look around and find the bong and weed. I i start making small talk, hes not really interested and Im not making much sense. I think I talked about how we were trying to have an urban rail session that night and it didnt work cause I didnt wanna do all the work. Anyways I babbled for along time he was laughing quite a bit then we left. He left right after and went the opp direction. We went to my friends house to sleep and it was like 4:30-5. I was bent on gettin my bong back (it was the first time we used it) so We walk back to the bike path entrance. Its only like a mile there. But its fuckin creepy. We cut through these peoples back yard and went into the woods on this trail they made except it went in every direction and it was pitch black with no lights. we had to cut through my backyard too which scared me lots. going through the woods was SOOO terrifying, like the blair witch project. with help from some devine being we make it to the bike trail and find my bong. we cant find my weed which is in my little vile but I dont care. We walk for a while and I realize I left the bong at the trail head i run back and grab it. We make our way back, this time taking the longer lit street way. as we enter the house the sun is rising. I go into the basement my friend sleeps in his room up stairs. I pop in chicken run on his big ass TV. I fall asleep when theyre planning how to escape but it was funny cause his dad came down at like 6-7 and I was chillin watchin chicken run still hadnt gone to bed. I pass out in the middle of the movie and wake up at like 3 PM. his mom makes me pancakes cause shes a saint ( im still fairly high) I eat them and go home and shower. I then go back to the trail search for my vile amongst many people (still high) find it and leave. Then me and my dad went and saw the davinci code (still high) and when I got out of the movie at 9 pm was the first time in nearly 24 hours I felt sober. That to this day is my most amazing time of my life.

wow thats really long sorry bout that, it brought me back lol I think im gonna copy paste that for memories sake

I was bowing and I, stole 4 pins, 2 balls, a pair of shoes, and went bowling in a random parking lot with some friends

hahahaha, that was a dope story, and that was the best part.  Props on the sick night.

i dont remember mine

haha at 3 in the afternoon and he was still blazed haha

I am sure that some of you have read my blog about flying high. I think mistaking my cellphone for a bomb, and purposely leaving it in JFK was the highlight of that one.

you were high for like what 6 hours?

ya right

man with some decont herb and lots of it, Its common with alot of people to be high for a while.

wrote a full length song with my friends using our voices, a guitar, and a dijeridoo about how we wanted Kung Pao Chicken in our lunch the next day... hardest i have ever laughed in my life!!! hahahhahah

hahaha we just read this in school, wish i had turned in a paper that cool.

I ate the weed, which gives you a longer high, since your body uses all of the THC, so I was high from 9 in the morning until 11 at night

as if the kid passed with a D-

classic

k so one time i was at my friends house. we go to his friend daltons house, we get real fucked. we then get hungry and decide to go to the store. i purchase some rockstar, an assorted sub, and a carton of eggs. we go out of the store, eat the food, then decide to play nikki nikki nine dors on EVERY house on robs street. it was sick. all the lights turn on, and peopl estart yellin. we have a conversation of whos window to hit so when the sun rises itll bake the egg on the window. alex finds the "secret window"(hahaha u had to be there) and then nails it, first shot. the rest of us hurl egglets and bolt. we then go home and watch a little porno. the end.

another time at dans house, we get real high and decide to hop a barb wire fence. genius. my pants get ripped, along with a bit of skin. we find some corn froma cornfield and start wippin it at each other. then we go home and we get hungry and thursty. so rob gets some chicken burgers and cheesecake and dan gets some vodka and 5 alive. jeff starts eating a banana, and chris goes "dude, why are you eating a peanut". jeff freaks out, throuws the banana at the cat, and proceeds to grab a plum. he thinks its poisonus, so he goes to take a bite. he fakes it, and does that several times, then starts making out with it, hard. we laffed for like twenty mins, then i wanna go fo a walk. i go to the living room, fall, and continue moving my legs in a walknig way. i go in circles on the floor. i then think im a zombie and try to eat chris but i cant use my legs. fucked up. theres more but im layzy. peace.

yeah.
not that it matters, but a 64 is failing in my school.

nah trust me if you get the right shit you can be messed up for a whileeeeee its not so much a high later on as it is a brain dead stone. but I def was still a lil goofy and it was more then 6 hours try almost 24

im def thinking about spending a night gettin ripped and writing fictious stories. I think that could be really funny. Ive also always wanted to make a movie just to see how rediculous I get. I def prefer the adventure nights where youre on the move more then the hunker down and chill nights. But playing halo 2 blazed is pretty dope too as is amped 2 ha funny stories about that too

definetly post these stories if you make them

first off, you can be high for a long time on good shit, and they smoked 3 times, plus sometimes when you sleep your high goes away, but sometimes it like puts your high on pause, plus he didnt say he was blazed, you can feel the effects of weed less intense for a while

oh my god that is HILARIOUS ahahahah damn